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    Hi Hi Christmas gifts i wont buy for my wife or a girlfriend

    1st on the bad gift list is a bathroom scale .
    2nd on the bad gift list is a full length door mirror.
    3rd the clapper to turn on or off the lights.
    4th a Chia pet.
    add more as you can think of them
    You could pick up Lindsay Lohan for less than a intel 990x, and still have money left over to bail her outta jail

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    Giftcards....why bother?
    Clothes....they could look horrible or you could really offend someone by getting the wrong size.
    (my aunt one time got me either an XL or an XXL....I was a medium)
    Jewelery...unless they point out the exact one odds ar eyou dont know the persons taste.
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.

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    Anything labeled "As seen on TV"
    stay low... keep moving...

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    aren't like vacuum cleaners and other home appliances supposed to be bad gifts as well?

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    My wife asked for one of those dusting kits that telescopes.

    Am I being set up for failure on this one???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prngr44
    My wife asked for one of those dusting kits that telescopes.

    Am I being set up for failure on this one???

    If you dont at least get something small in addition to the duster that you thought of yourself...probably
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.

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    Rear Admiral Lower Half Devhux's Avatar
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    Digital Photo Frames (as gifts).

    If they had better-quality displays, I might have considered grabbing one for myself, but otherwise no.
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    http://www.uncrate.com/men/entertain...the-big-books/

    I like either one myself but your wife may not. Your man however would be pleased.

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    My girlfriends mom cornered me last year into getting her a vacuum for her birthday. I had to have another gift ready to explain why I got stuck getting her two gifts to please her crazy mom.

    I'm sad to report that she uses the vacuum far more often than the backup gift: a nice Bluetooth fm device for her cell phone and car.
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