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    Crappy service from the USPS

    No this isn't another one of my rants about the USPS monopoly. This time it's literal!

    Postal carrier uses bathroom in yard on route

    OREGON (CNN) - Neither snow, nor rain, nor the call of nature can keep a U.S. postal worker from their duties.

    An Oregon man says he saw a mail carrier use the bathroom in a neighbor's yard.

    Don Derfler certainly got more than a $20 when he was baby sitting his son and waiting for the mailman Wednesday.

    "I thought he had a bunch of packages for us."

    But when he spotted that mail carrier out his front window..he witnessed him doing something unthinkable in broad daylight...just feet from his neighbor's house.

    "He started pulling his pants down and started defecating and at that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures," said Derfler.

    He says he had plenty of time to take those photos...which clearly show the mail carrier in the act. Officials with the postal service can't believe it!

    "We're taking this very seriously and I really want to apologize to our customers and to the public at large for the years I've worked for the postal service I've never heard of an incident like this and I hope I never do again."

    Postal inspectors may have already cleaned up the evidence according to another neighbor, who confronted several men in suits.

    The mail carrier has been suspended without pay pending an investigation.

    "To hear something like this is disheartening and disappointing."

    "Nature calls at inopportune times..sometimes but geez go back to your rig and find a gas station or someone who will let you use their bathroom."

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    Maybe that's why The Postman Always Rings Twice... to make sure you're not home before crapping on your lawn.
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    WOW...that's disturbing yet mildly hilarious to me. Seriously, man? I'm not going to pretend like I've never taken a leak on the side of a house, but dropping a full-blown deuce out in public? Hand washing? Did he wipe with your mail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon54
    Postal inspectors may have already cleaned up the evidence according to another neighbor, who confronted several men in suits.
    Tampering with the evidence?
    stay low... keep moving...

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    bet they do a DNA test on the package
    You could pick up Lindsay Lohan for less than a intel 990x, and still have money left over to bail her outta jail

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    I think it helps that the article is badly written. I wanna know who's paying that dude $20 to babysit his own kid.
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    If it were me and it looked like what he left was from "the runs" I'd let the guy slide and offer my bathroom for him to clean up. IF ti was a solid movement, then he obviously could have waited a bit to find a bathroom.
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.

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    Was there a guy named "Ezell" over there announcing what he was doing?


    "Hey ya'll... Smokeys over here taking a [dump] in the bushes!"


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    Haven't seen that movie in forever

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    Where have I heard this before... Hmmmmm....

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