USSR's last laugh: MIR!!!

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-21-2001, 11:41 PM

i have TWO theories on the cold war.....

the first one: AIDS!
I did a small research project on AIDS in high school.. this is what I came up with.. there were MANY outbreaks in Africa in the 1960's. the World Health Organization (WHO?) sent out many scientists to africa to send in specimens to find the ground zero animal for the outbreak.. and make a antidote.. this was done for marburg, and a shitload of other outbreaks that were pretty disgusting to read about (The coming Plague..roughly 700 pages of pure viral bliss!)

so... in the 70's, genetic engineering was begun... basically.. they did small scale projects... but.. it WAS the birth of that science......

so.... here is my theory.... the US never really had a SURE win over USSR, until the damn thing collapsed... right..
no one knew EXACTLY how many ICBMs and ABMs the other had.. there were MANY bluffs.. and MANY secrets... so... we get a BUNCH of animals from the 60's being studied for viruses...

some guy at the pentagon thinks *hmm maybe we can use some virus that has a LONG-TERM effect just in cse USSR comes out on top*

so... there are 3 strains of AIDS reported... the SECOND strain is the most common one detected by normal blood tests.. the THIRD strain is a mutated one that needs mor ein depth blood studies to get detected.. the FIRST strain is the original.. 14 people in australia were able to succesfully recover and DEFEAT that strain....... I got this info from a scientific journal about 5 years ago....

so... we get into Chem warfare... they make a new virus... and they want to test it... what better group of people than FAGS.. they are useless and immoral *gov't mentality*
so... you get an outbreak of AIDS in San Fransisco... in 1981... they TRY and FAIL to link it back to africa (THe coming plague) ... so it ORIGINATES from a turkish bath were gays, homos, whatever they prefer to be called nowadays (i'm not PC ..sorry.. and i don't care to be either...)

and there you have AIDS... chem warfare gone awry.. and if you think that is IMPOSSIBLE... may i remind you of AGENT ORANGE vietnam.... cocaine being dealt to poor black communities in the 80's to make money for the CIA to fund the contras... etc etc etc

SO... then Ragean senile dumbshit ass (who is the GREATEST person alive.. able to double our debt in 8 years.. what took us 200 years to make! he doubled in 8 !! thats a GREAT MAN! he doesn't jsut FUCK up.. he ROYALLY fucks EVERYONE!) comes to office..... and...... we get Star wars project...

and here is where MIR comes in.... it's been 15 years.. roughly started in 1986.... this is the ULTIMATE thing.. hehhe.. think about it!
USSR is facing bankruptcy... they are cutting down missles and eveyrone is HUNGRY in russia.. right? so.. they go for a 'doomsday' device......
the MIR space station... goes up in orbit.. and if the russians lose the cold war.. they get the last laugh!! hehehe

when the station comes down.. it will fly over MAJOR cities around the world... imagine there is some psycho russian out there.. with controls to let certain parts of the station fall at a certain point!! then they hit a MAJORITY of all the major cities in the world!

the USSR is GONE.. but they have the last laugh!!

LENIN WINS! KRUSCHEV WINS! BRESHNEV WINS! gorbachev is an idiot!

hehehehe

**sbp** · 03-21-2001, 11:52 PM

Lately you've been living up to your name and posting some stupid sh1t stupidzbu. This sadly is no exception.

**hapoo** · 03-22-2001, 12:00 AM

Damn, how long did it take you to come up with that?!?

**sbp** · 03-22-2001, 12:06 AM

He bent over, pulled down his pants and that whole mess just fell out.

**eSDee** · 03-22-2001, 12:47 AM

Damn thats some stupid shit.

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-22-2001, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by hapoo
Damn, how long did it take you to come up with that?!?

roughly... about 3 years....

and sbp

i have 2 quotes from you

'To be great is to be misunderstood' Robert Frost

'geniuses learn from from stupid people, then stupid people from geniuses' no idea who said this....

**cruelpupet** · 03-22-2001, 01:20 AM

So how do the Canadians work into your conspiracy theory?

Havn't you noticed that most of the cold fronts we get (Im from NY) come from Canada??

This can mean only one thing...They have a weather device!

They are the cause of El Nino!

**sbp** · 03-22-2001, 01:44 AM

Here's some advice for you stupidzbu: stay in school. You might learn something someday.

**oblongmelon** · 03-22-2001, 03:43 AM

I got past the first sentence and decided it was just too damn long to read. I just hope the MIR lands on that TACO BELL sign they put in the ocean as a target. Did anyone else see that besides me? It was pretty funny.

**Jeffbx** · 03-22-2001, 04:53 AM

Originally posted by stupidzbu
and sbp

i have 2 quotes from you

'To be great is to be misunderstood' Robert Frost

'geniuses learn from from stupid people, then stupid people from geniuses' no idea who said this.... [/B]

How about this one:

"'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

Samuel Johnson

**jase71** · 03-22-2001, 05:33 AM

It doesn't happen often, but I've gotta agree with sbp on this one...

Sorry, stupidzbu, but this one is a little too far-fetched.

AIDS has been pretty well demonstrated to have originated in Africa, (all up and down the Kinshasa Highway) and it doesn't take a conspiracy to move it around the world, just some plane tickets. Hell, Europe can't even control foot and mouth disease. How hard could it be for an untrackable (for a while) STD to spread? Piece of cake. One person, one plane ticket, new continent.

And I kinda doubt MIR is the last Russian superweapon, ready to reign terror on major cities. It's probably not packing a weapon, since US astronauts have spent a great deal of time on MIR, which the Russians wouldn't have allowed if they were hiding something. And MIR isn't big enough by itself to do anything more than kill a few hundred people, even if it hit in a major city. Hardly worth the backlash Russia would receive from having it happen.

Conspiracy theories are complicated and fun... but really, what it comes down to most of the time is that the simplest explanation is probably the correct one.

[Edited by jase71 on 03-22-2001 at 08:48 AM]

**Blu** · 03-22-2001, 08:34 AM

So I read the whole thing. It seems that stupidzbu is only interested in berrating those he does not understand and cursing. What a great asset we have here folks.

Blu

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**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-22-2001, 09:03 AM

i'm amazed at all the bashing that is going around on me!

you people are funny!

**jase71** · 03-22-2001, 09:13 AM

YOU shouldn't be bashed, stupidzbu... personal attacks are not cool, and generally reflect poorly on the attacker.

But your ideas, (and anyone else's) are open to interpretation and criticism when offered in an open forum. That's the flip side of free speech. Just because you can say what you want doesn't mean anyone else has to believe you...

jase

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-22-2001, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by jase71
Just because you can say what you want doesn't mean anyone else has to believe you...

jase

who is asking for believers or followers?!

NO ME!

i just had some thoughts..... and blurted them out...... hehehe.....

you don't think they are possible? GREAT... you don't like them? GREAT... i could care less!

you bash them? WHY? that makes no sense to me....

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-22-2001, 09:28 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jeffbx

Originally posted by stupidzbu

"'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

Samuel Johnson

if all fools kept their mouths shut... the world would still be flat... the solar system would rotate around earth... blacks would still be slaves.. and our priests would weild more power than any government ruling today....

but the world is NOT flat... the solar system rotates around the SUN... blacks are FREE today... and no church will ever control people the way they did during the crusades!

**zenbooty** · 03-22-2001, 09:34 AM

I just assumed the guy was joking around about the Mir. Everyone's taking things a little too seriously today.

Really, sbp, lay off the caffeine. You've posted a lot of unsubstantiated opinions about "dem damn liberals" in the past yourself. Who are you to judge?

**Ice-9** · 03-22-2001, 10:21 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by stupidzbu

Originally posted by Jeffbx

Originally posted by stupidzbu

"'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

Samuel Johnson

if all fools kept their mouths shut... the world would still be flat... the solar system would rotate around earth... blacks would still be slaves.. and our priests would weild more power than any government ruling today....

but the world is NOT flat... the solar system rotates around the SUN... blacks are FREE today... and no church will ever control people the way they did during the crusades!

Cool. If you're right, we will all bow down and kiss your feet (after you're dead, of course, that's how these things work. Look at Galileo!

). Damn, that'd be some stinky feet, though. Hope you're wrong.

I took this as a joke, too, zen, unlike stupidzbu's previous rant about his neo-nazi escapades in his school. But the Mir? Come on now.

**jase71** · 03-22-2001, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by stupidzbu
[Byou don't think they are possible? GREAT... you don't like them? GREAT... i could care less!

you bash them? WHY? that makes no sense to me.... [/B]

I'm not bashing them... just explaining why I didn't think they were probable. Just a counter-opinion to your opinion. You've got every right to hold whatever opinions work for you...

Have at it.. let 'em fly. Lay 'em all on us. Just be prepared let everyone else do the same if they disagree...

Spreading ideas is a good thing, and so is examining them to see how practical they are..

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-22-2001, 10:48 AM

it wasn't you i was posting about! heheheh

obviously humor is something that is around this week!

maybe it's the market.. maybe becuase it's finals week!

who knows!

but i think it is pretty damn funny to think that USSR has a doomsday device codename: MIR! .. and I also think it's pretty damn interesting to try to relate it to the cold war...

and i especially think it is pretty damn interesting on that AIDS think.........
and like i said before.... i got all that info from "The coming plague" ! i just tried to put one and two together!

jesus christ! what fun is it if you take everything for face value! how boring is that?!

**sbp** · 03-22-2001, 11:55 AM

"i just had some thoughts..... and blurted them out...... hehehe....." That's certainly evident.

"you don't think they are possible? GREAT... you don't like them? GREAT... i could care less!" This attitude is reminscent of another member who continually posted senseless posts and tried to be a victim when people didn't appreciate it. Trying to be a victim didn't work then and doesn't work now.

You've also shown a clear lack of judgement as seen from the following:

"i too was paddled by leon .. so don't feel so bad.. whoda thought a pic of a penis squirting would be innapropriate!!!" Yeah who would have thought putting that in your sig would be okay.

Or posting a thread like:
Not a link to something with PORN.. but maybe iffy... MODS take a look Leon, Apex and GAM have much better things to do than babysit you.

Not sure whats gotten into you lately stupidbzu but this turn for the worse is sad.

[Edited by sbp on 03-22-2001 at 11:59 AM]

**~~pennypinch~~** · 03-22-2001, 12:01 PM

Step away from the "." key. Talk about overusing an overused form of punctuation!

**jase71** · 03-22-2001, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by pennypinch
Step away from the "." key. Talk about overusing an overused form of punctuation!

Hey, what about me? I'm guilty of that too, dammit! Heh heh.

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-22-2001, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by sbp

Trying to be a victim didn't work then and doesn't work now.

I have never and am not trying to be a victim.. i have no idea what you are talking about...
you lashed out... i'm just confused for the intensity of your lashing on me... for no apparent reason...

OH!! I get it!! i should have included some sort of GRIN, laugh, or SMILE for you to UNDERSTAND that these were humurous remarks!! becuase i really think that there is a russian guy in a hidden room somewhere eagerly waiting for the last 15 years for the MIR station to fall on earth and give the USSR the last laugh!
i'm a psychotic man who should start my own cult.. becuase EVERYTHING i post is intended to ALWAYS be as serious as possible.. and i never leave ANY room for humor!

"i too was paddled by leon .. so don't feel so bad.. whoda thought a pic of a penis squirting would be innapropriate!!!" Yeah who would have thought putting that in your sig would be okay.
that was a mistake... and i learned... thats it....

Or posting a thread like:
Not a link to something with PORN.. but maybe iffy... MODS take a look Leon, Apex and GAM have much better things to do than babysit you.

sure they do... they have a million and one better things to do... but i wasn't sure if they would have a problem with that... there was a link to a DIRECT porn picture in some other thread... and i wasn't clear if they didn't allow links to pictures ONLY OR links to porn-content sites in general! now i know.... whats your point with this one? i can't try to get something clear about the rules of the board?

you aren't sure what has gotten into ME?! i'm the one posting (trying to be) humurous scenarios.. YOU are the one attacking them visciously!
i'm not too sure what has gotten into YOU!

turn for the WORSE?! in what way?!
what are you talking about?!

**hapoo** · 03-22-2001, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by stupidzbu

Originally posted by hapoo
Damn, how long did it take you to come up with that?!?

roughly... about 3 years....

Just one question, how many pounds did you have to smoke to come up with that?