Man's cancer ridden penis replaced by his FINGER!

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-22-2001, 09:33 AM

this is too funny.. not sure if it is legit.. cause i got it off a website that has a lot of weird stuff!

anyone notive that the article states BOTH his girlfriends?!
hehe

**Chinpoko_Mon** · 03-22-2001, 09:50 AM

I guess he gives new meaning to the phrase...
"giving someone the finger"....

**~~theHNIC~~** · 03-22-2001, 11:03 AM

just 1 finger....couldnt possibly satisfy any females, unless he has one helluva finger

Does it still work like a finger...can he bind it, does the fingernail still grow

**jase71** · 03-22-2001, 11:03 AM

And a whole new element of danger to clipping your fingernails...

**~~theHNIC~~** · 03-22-2001, 11:10 AM

I wonder does he have mind control over it to tell someone (a female) to come here...or maybe point at someone...

OK, OK....I'LL QUIT NOW......couldnt help myself

**Chinpoko_Mon** · 03-22-2001, 11:15 AM

oh yeah I didn't think about that..

if he does have control over it.. then couldn't he discreetly scratch his own ummm... sack...

while standing amongst large crowds of people...

**caddelma** · 03-22-2001, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon
oh yeah I didn't think about that..

if he does have control over it.. then couldn't he discreetly scratch his own ummm... sack... while standing amongst large crowds of people...

That would certainly be convenient and would keep no one would be the wiser

**Chinpoko_Mon** · 03-22-2001, 11:31 AM

it would be cool... but then he'd have no excuse to miss the bowl anymore...

**~~theHNIC~~** · 03-22-2001, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon

if he does have control over it.. then couldn't he discreetly scratch his own ummm... sack...

good one....

This is probably nasty, but oh well....

if he has the runs he can easily stop the flow of things...if u know what mean...

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-22-2001, 12:06 PM

scratch his own sac!!

thats rich!

i considering how skinny fingers are.. i'm thinking they probably fattened it up.. you know... cause without width.. there really is NO difference between sex and using a finger!

the interesting part is though.... HOW can he have the same enjoyment from his finger???

i mean.... they would have to graft a whole messload of nerve endings.. which i think is impossible nowadays (not sure)....... just so he could get the sensation!!

and.. umm... ejaculation? how would that work?!

**sbp** · 03-22-2001, 12:18 PM

Sort of gives new meaning to the phrase love glove.

**hapoo** · 03-22-2001, 01:13 PM

I'm looking in tuvi's direction

You DO like big hands. How about just 1 big finger?

**Blu** · 03-22-2001, 01:19 PM

It would kick ass to walk around with it hanging out. And just point and stuff...maybe put a yo-yo on it. The possiblities are endless.

Blu

**ironchef** · 03-22-2001, 01:23 PM

i wonder if he can use it pick his nose..

**jase71** · 03-22-2001, 01:40 PM

And the pickup lines you could use...

"Hey baby... sure, maybe you've seen bigger. But mine's prehensile!"

"Come here and pull my finger!"

On the other hand, if you used it too much, would you get calluses?

<chuckle> Just think of the fun you could have at the police station if they ask you for fingerprints!