Why I am glad that I don't have a girlfriend (psychoexgirlfriend)

**TheLoneGunman** · 03-23-2001, 03:03 PM

This is one messed up site. Apparently becoming a cult favorite.

BEWARE! There might be some words that you hear on late night TV.

http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com/voicemails.html

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-23-2001, 03:09 PM

memories man!!

i had a psychogirl senior year of high school! SHE SOUNDED JUST LIKE THIS ONE!

when i finally axed her (it took 3 times...) she called me THREE days in a row crying uncontrollably... with her mom yelling in the background for her to hang up...

then I got a call from the mom asking me to take the daughter back...

THEN i got a call from her cousins....

THEN i even got a call from her psychiatrist aunt! and gave me a free treatment over the phone at MIDNIGHT on a school day! hehehe

wow... the world could use less psychobitches!

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-23-2001, 03:12 PM

did you guys listen to all of these?!?!!

#5 is GREAT! hahaha she tries to get him back by getting him to help her out with her cell phone!! HAHAHAHHA

#6 she tries to pull the "i'm going to the hospital and you don't even care" bit!!! THIS WOMAN IS AMAZING!

and this guy is cold hearted !!

I WISH I WAS AS SMART AS HIM TO DO THIS! it would make great laughs!

HAHAHAHAHHAHA it gets even BETTER!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI...item=572613435

the guy edited call #31 .. and some guy is selling it on EBAY!!! AHAHHAHAHHAHA

i don't understand .. why kill people at school when you can have THIS kind of FUN!

[Edited by stupidzbu on 03-23-2001 at 03:16 PM]

**bella** · 03-23-2001, 03:26 PM

I feel sorry for MARK... Listening to these phone calls I feel DIZZY and nauseous!! DAMN LADY, HE DOESNT WANT U!!!!

**TheLoneGunman** · 03-23-2001, 03:41 PM

[it WAS too weird to admit]

[Edited by TheLoneGunman on 03-23-2001 at 06:13 PM]

**Chinpoko_Mon** · 03-23-2001, 03:53 PM

what was on 31 that he had to remove it?

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-23-2001, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon
what was on 31 that he had to remove it?

NFC (no fking clue)

but i searched on NAPSTER.. couldn't find it.. but ALL of them were on bearshare.. EXCEPT # 31!

**hapoo** · 03-23-2001, 04:08 PM

LOL this site is so funny!

Originally posted by stupidzbu

the guy edited call #31 .. and some guy is selling it on EBAY!!! AHAHHAHAHHAHA

I got #31, nothing that special

**Chinpoko_Mon** · 03-23-2001, 04:11 PM

see... now I REALLY wanna know what's on the #31.... aiyah!!!

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hey hapoo.. email it to me...
will ya.....

[email protected]

thanks.. =P

[Edited by Chinpoko_Mon on 03-23-2001 at 04:15 PM]

**hapoo** · 03-23-2001, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon
see... now I REALLY wanna know what's on the #31.... aiyah!!!

Whats your icq #?

**Chinpoko_Mon** · 03-23-2001, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by hapoo

Originally posted by Chinpoko_Mon
see... now I REALLY wanna know what's on the #31.... aiyah!!!

Whats your icq #?

4186798

thanks hapoo!

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 03-23-2001, 05:03 PM

I want it TOO!!

ICQ # 28818212

**m0j0** · 03-23-2001, 10:27 PM

folks, psychoex 31 is on napster! just do a search for psychoex-31, not _31 (although i saw one of those too...probably changed to match the others).

so...who's first with the psychoex stories?

to be fair, the girls should be able to do this too

**Chinpoko_Mon** · 03-23-2001, 11:17 PM

hmmm.. after listening to all those mesgs...

I kinda get the picture that the guy was probably a bit of a jerk... sure, the gal is a little mental, but that's just being emtional.

Hmm... that's just what I get from it all....

**The Happy Squirrel** · 03-24-2001, 12:15 AM

sounds like the guy is an *******
he hurt that girl bad
she not psycho too bad

**eSDee** · 03-24-2001, 01:11 AM

I feel bad for the girl. I have an ex-girlfriend who I put in a similar situation, and it was because I f'ed her over royally. That doesn't condone stalker like activity, but I just think that the guy probably f'ed her over bigtime too.

Nice link tho.

**~~pennypinch~~** · 03-26-2001, 10:55 AM

Yikers! This tiptoes that border between side-achingly funny and chillingly sad.

Someone send me #31. Puh-leeze. I have a proxy that keeps me from getting on Napster.

Please! Send it to me at [email protected]

**TheLoneGunman** · 03-26-2001, 11:53 AM

Why doesn't someone just outline what is in that call so we can decide if it is worth going after

**zenbooty** · 03-26-2001, 03:19 PM

My guess is #31 probably has a lot of references to people's names, addresses, or something similar that probably would best remain private. In other messages, where actual names are spoken the guy dubs over them with Simpson's samples. Maybe this one would have required to much hacking to be worth it.

**TheLoneGunman** · 03-26-2001, 03:28 PM

Just download call 31 and it was pretty weak.

She was just moaning about how she suspects he is boning this "emily" chick. Doesn't even get graphic.

This woman needs some psychiatric help

**~~pennypinch~~** · 03-26-2001, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
This woman needs some psychiatric help

This is a stunning revelation.

Wanna e-mail me #31? Just for completeness's sake.

[email protected]

Thanks!

**m0j0** · 03-26-2001, 04:35 PM

i wish i could find a good deal on psychiatric help in got deals

**~~pennypinch~~** · 03-26-2001, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
Just download call 31 and it was pretty weak.

She was just moaning about how she suspects he is boning this "emily" chick. Doesn't even get graphic.

This woman needs some psychiatric help

THAT GOT TAKEN DOWN FOR BEING "CONTROVERSIAL"??

What, the brown panties thing? What the hell? We got some thin-skinned mo-fo's out there somewhere.

**TheLoneGunman** · 03-26-2001, 08:42 PM

It was "bra and panties", pennypinch.

Boy, I am never having you transcribe for me.

**~~pennypinch~~** · 03-27-2001, 08:43 AM

Bra and panties? Well, better that they're not brown panties anyway!

Incidentally, I was reading in the interview of the creator that a couple of (no doubt frat) boys over at BC made a drinking game out of it. Every F bomb she lets loose with, along with every "and another thing", they gotta take a drink. It'd be like the goddamn Hour of Power!

**TheLoneGunman** · 03-27-2001, 09:37 AM

Just imagine you live in Dallas and you are set up on a blind date. She turns out to be cute and everything is fine. All of a sudden, something upsets her and she goes off and then it hits you... SHE IS THE PSYCHOEXGIRLFRIEND!

This must be a lot of guy's nightmares.

It is one thing to be the first to discover she is psycho and quite another to have 50 phone calls of proof.

**oblongmelon** · 03-27-2001, 12:53 PM

um..yeh-SHES CRAZY. (even my dog food adventure wasnt that bad!!!!)..SOMEONE CALL THE PROZAC WAGON-I think the cheese slipped off Mark's ex's cracker. HEY EX-HE DOESNT WANT YOU........GET A CLUE!