Academy Award pix (with my commentary)

[TheLoneGunman]

Perhaps I can become the David Spade ("Hollywood Minute" from SNL) of Got|apex

(since the show was televised, all these pics were "what is shown on tv" so they should be ok)

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"Hi, I'm Elizabeth Hurley and I'm picking up street walkers just like my ex- boyfriend did"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/...rx109_full.jpg


"Look everyone, I got a new dress and there are no stains on it yet"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/...rx103_full.jpg

"Are those headlights halogen?"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/r/o...oa14d_full.jpg

"That Vanity Fair party turned into a total bust"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/...rx104_full.jpg

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/...rx102_full.jpg

"I hate it when boys kiss me. I will punch him with my oscar. (I'm taking lessons from Oblongmelon)"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/...rx106_full.jpg

"Omigosh! I STILL can't believe you married Billy Bob Thornton"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/...rx107_full.jpg

"Vanity Fair must have a cool party. Look, they even invited some strippers"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/r/o...oa10d_full.jpg

"Bodyguards... please empty your gun clips here and here"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/r/o...oa07d_full.jpg

"Since I got dumped, this is the only thing that I can touch when it is naked"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/r/o...c124d_full.jpg

"I just traded a pen for Ang Lee's oscar. What a deal! I just traded that silly oscar for a cool pen. What a deal!"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/...la106_full.jpg

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If you like, I can post more later

[bella]

I can't believe that this hooch became famous for giving a hummer, and she HAS the nerve to show up at this event!!


"Look everyone, I got a new dress and there are no stains on it yet"

http://news.excite.com/img/feeds/ap/...rx103_full.jpg

[theorangeone]

monica lewinsky was at my college graduation!
not as a speaker, but she was still there!

[hapoo]

Originally posted by theorangeone
monica lewinsky was at my college graduation!
not as a speaker, but she was still there!

I wonder what she had to do to get there.