You Want to Measure My What?

**m0j0** · 04-04-2001, 02:59 PM

i feel better after reading the "You Want to Measure My What?" story. i mean, i was never concerned....but better safe than sorry

. i am kind of short, so in proportions, i don't want to be "less of a man." turns out i'm not. well, you know what they say...."i haven't had any complaints"

**cruelpupet** · 04-04-2001, 03:53 PM

it also depends on how you measure it

if you measure it one way you can get a 2" difference

**revil** · 04-04-2001, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by m0j0
"i haven't had any complaints"

Perhaps you should get a girlfriend then . . .

**cruelpupet** · 04-04-2001, 04:33 PM

This also gives a new meaning to the commercials....

Butterfinger - Noone better lay a finger on my butterfinger

Twix - Two for me, none for you!

Mounds - Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you dont.

**m0j0** · 04-04-2001, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by Reverend Evil

Originally posted by m0j0
"i haven't had any complaints"

Perhaps you should get a girlfriend then . . .

nah, yours is good enough for me, thanks

**Jihforce** · 04-04-2001, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by cruelpupet
it also depends on how you measure it

if you measure it one way you can get a 2" difference

Yeah, don't measure from your a$$. That's cheating.

**sbp** · 04-05-2001, 01:42 AM

http://www.smileandactnice.com/ubb/F...ML/000382.html

He's too small.

"Here's my dilemma. New boyfriend, really great guy, funny, good-looking, nice. Problem is his penis - it's too small. It's probably about average size, but I deserve the best. I should be with a superior man, not an average one.

I don't think of myself as shallow*, and I'd like to think that things like penis size doesn't matter, but it does matter. It matters a lot. I need to be with the best, not average. Is it okay to break up with him because of his size? I wouldn't tell him that, of course, I'd have another reason. I'm ashamed to be thinking this way, but I'm beautiful and sexy and I deserve a well-hung guy. Advice, please."

* uh huh

**m0j0** · 04-05-2001, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by sbp
http://www.smileandactnice.com/ubb/F...ML/000382.html

He's too small.

"Here's my dilemma. New boyfriend, really great guy, funny, good-looking, nice. Problem is his penis - it's too small. It's probably about average size, but I deserve the best. I should be with a superior man, not an average one.

I don't think of myself as shallow*, and I'd like to think that things like penis size doesn't matter, but it does matter. It matters a lot. I need to be with the best, not average. Is it okay to break up with him because of his size? I wouldn't tell him that, of course, I'd have another reason. I'm ashamed to be thinking this way, but I'm beautiful and sexy and I deserve a well-hung guy. Advice, please."

* uh huh

who are these people?!? if everyone was above average...the average would go up....and so then average would be bigger, and so the average would.....i am confused. besides...i read that the sensitive area of the female is actually in an area where a man with a 3" dork should be ok. girth matters a bit, but...oh well. if anyone really needs to see that article, i will try to dig it up. other than that, trust me. i am sure that everyone is ok by that rule

oh, and ladies...the 3" rule was not for bragging rights, but by just what is necessary for battle.

**LPMiller** · 04-05-2001, 05:49 AM

Sheath that sword!

boy, they raked that chick over the coals. good for them.

"I'm 5 inches, but width isn't everything", is the old joke me buds used to tell. One of them still does, I'm thinking he might not make the 3 inch rule. I never actually wanted to find out.

A master swordsman is good regardless of the blade.

**topane** · 04-05-2001, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by LPM
A master swordsman is good regardless of the blade.

"It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean"

**Jenny** · 04-05-2001, 06:06 AM

Truthfully, sometimes a big penis can scare a woman. LOL I see pictures of nude men (DON'T ASK!

) and sometimes I do the equivalent of a man shrinking in cold water. It can be scary thinking of that THING being put, well, you know where. Believe me, a little girth is a good thing, and the most sensitive areas are right there at the beginning. Really doesn't matter if you hit the (Warning: Technical word coming up.) cervix or not.

**topane** · 04-05-2001, 10:51 AM

Oh, one more...A friend of mine in college once said "So what if it's small and skinny, I'm out to please myself"

**Memo** · 04-05-2001, 11:18 AM

That's what I'm talking about topane

. It's all good, the lady in that forum complaining that she deserves the best, well the guy she's dating deserves the best too then, not some, hrm, female dog like her!

**topane** · 04-05-2001, 12:04 PM

Yeah! Maybe she's, um, wide...

**hapoo** · 04-05-2001, 02:31 PM

I love how she claims it was just a "joke" at the end. My favorite line:
"If a man is shallow, he's a pig. If a girl is shallow, she's empowered."

**m0j0** · 04-05-2001, 02:31 PM

i like sweet girls. trashy talking is not compatible with sweetness.

**~~pennypinch~~** · 04-05-2001, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Jenny
Truthfully, sometimes a big penis can scare a woman. LOL I see pictures of nude men (DON'T ASK! ) and sometimes I do the equivalent of a man shrinking in cold water. It can be scary thinking of that THING being put, well, you know where. Believe me, a little girth is a good thing, and the most sensitive areas are right there at the beginning. Really doesn't matter if you hit the (Warning: Technical word coming up.) cervix or not.

Word to that. One of my buddies in college was notoriously large, and frequently would complain women, while initially intrigued and excited, eventually became quite unhappy with their inability to handle his...manhood without pain, or at least some uncomfortable stretching.

"Be careful what you wish for; it just might come true"

**hapoo** · 04-05-2001, 02:47 PM

exactly what do you mean by notoriously large.

**Jenny** · 04-05-2001, 03:30 PM

well, you know, but I have a very small mouth (Shut up Nice!

) so anything bigger than my hubby and it would be too hard to handle (so to speak.

)

**hapoo** · 04-05-2001, 03:37 PM

And just when i thought i've heard everything at GA...

**LPMiller** · 04-05-2001, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by Jenny
well, you know, but I have a very small mouth (Shut up Nice! ) so anything bigger than my hubby and it would be too hard to handle (so to speak. )

TOO MUCH INFO!!!! TOO MUCH INFO!!!

**~~stupidzbu~~** · 04-05-2001, 04:22 PM

my room mate is infatuated with penis size (we're guys)... and he spends HOURS online reading up on the average penis...

and then comes and tells me ALL about it.. he set himself up with a yahoo profile.. where he meets women.. sends them pictures of his thing... and then has sex with them... i think it's worked maybe 3 or 4 times...

anyhow.. he claims to be 7 and 1/4 inches... with a width the size .. of the diameter of a pepsi can.. thats about 2" ...

I've never really cared for him to prove it... so i'll just say MAYBE it's true...

what I do know is that he used to date a slut (she dated EVERYONE in my group of friends... and put out to EVERYONE).. and she always talked about how it REALLY REALLY hurt when they had sex.. because of his length.. she could never get it in all the way at 100% .. so she had to wait for the second time around (after a BJ or something...)

then.. his next girlfriend... hates having sex with him.. it hurts her ALOT when they do it.. becuase of his size (or width i guess).. all i know is that any woman who screws him has unimaginable pain (or so he says)...
so that might answer the 'what does large mean?' question someone posted...

another interesting thing... is that he found an article on something called MICRO-PENIS .. which is some sort of disease.. the fully erect penis is like 4 CENTEMETERS in length... and with surgery they can (best-case scenario) get it upto 2 INCHES.. talk about a HUGE difference...

that place also said that american whites & blacks have the same average penis around 6 inches and some... it's the blakc people from africa that are hung like a horse... the smallest penis ... you guessed it.. asians.... they are around the low 5 inches... ONE FULL INCH smaller than the average american white/black....

if anyone is interested.. i'm sure he has the link somewhere...

**m0j0** · 04-05-2001, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by Jenny
well, you know, but I have a very small mouth (Shut up Nice! ) so anything bigger than my hubby and it would be too hard to handle (so to speak. )

i am sure this did none of us any good.

**LPMiller** · 04-05-2001, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by m0j0

Originally posted by Jenny
well, you know, but I have a very small mouth (Shut up Nice! ) so anything bigger than my hubby and it would be too hard to handle (so to speak. )

i am sure this did none of us any good.

Well, nothing I'll ever admit to.

**rum** · 04-05-2001, 09:50 PM

I bet the bitch who wrote that post is just stretched out.

**gwilks98** · 04-05-2001, 10:00 PM

Since we're on the sensitive and technical issue of wang size...

How many people have actually gone to one of those "penis enlargement" sites. I'm curious to see if they fall under the scam sites or if those "all natural" stretching excercises work.

(I'm almost frightened with who's going to respond to this and with what)

And remeber guys, no matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shit.