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Thread: For Those Of Us With Out Girlfriends or Boyfriends

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    Yep for those of us that don't have that special love in our lives....I have the answer. I found a great website to meet people that would love to go out with us. Even the biggest looser (*cough* nicewomann *cough*) can find someone here. Lets all surf over to http://www.penpals-n-prison.com and meet our special someone now.

    Good luck and oh remember they don't really like the hand cuffs.

    ~NiceMann

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    the admiral formerly known as overclocked OC's Avatar
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    Ok, well, ummm... no. Wait, lemme think about it.

    No.

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    You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this. And totally redeem yourself!!

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    Originally posted by hapoo
    You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this. And totally redeem yourself!!
    <G> nice to see someone notices.

    ~NiceMann

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    im gonna let you all in on a little secret here.... believe me this works.....do this and i guarantee you will be able to get any girl you want.....I have done this and have never been happier best moeny ive ever spent...

    ok ready for it

    http://www.seduction.com

    thats it..this is not spam this is not add i get nothing for sharing this except the satisfactiont hat someone out there may take this seriousl and actually improve their lives so that they do not have to be one of the without girlfriends. good luck to you all

    -the frog

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    hey froggystyle...if you really wanna help people with that, why don't you mp3 those tapes and send them out?
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    Fleet Admiral hapoo's Avatar
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    Originally posted by m0j0
    hey froggystyle...if you really wanna help people with that, why don't you mp3 those tapes and send them out?

    lol good point. hey, if it works i'd be happy to pay the guy then!

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    i saw some of the tapes on napster. so, froggystyle...are the tapes any good without the video tapes? do you need that reading material? what's up?
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    OMG!!

    I just copied this from the penpal site:

    Young male, 25 years old looking for female correspondence. I am 5'10", 165 lbs. With brown hair and hazel eyes hiding behind glasses. I am looking for an open-minded, caring, gentle woman to spend some time with. I would like to develop a long lasting relationship. I have been in prison since 1991 with a possible release date of 2001. Serving time for second degree murder. I enjoy outdoor activities, sports and peaceful nights. If interested I would love to hear from you.

    or this one that loves outdoor activites!

    I enjoy outdoor activities, sports, camping, hiking, and long walks along the coast.

    I have been in prison since 1993, with a possible release date of 2009. I am serving time for first degree murder.

    If interested I would love to hear from you. Write Me!





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    OH YES MY KIND OF MEN

    [Edited by bella on 04-05-2001 at 04:37 PM]

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    Fleet Admiral hapoo's Avatar
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    That means he killed someone when he was 14 or 15

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    peer pressure can be strong
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    Ok, I've reconsidered. Maybe I'll.... No, wait.

    Still no.

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    Come on, try it. Havn't you ever seen "Women's Prison 4"?? Prison chicks are cool... they spend all day washing each other in the shower.



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    Originally posted by i6s1
    Come on, try it. Havn't you ever seen "Women's Prison 4"?? Prison chicks are cool... they spend all day washing each other in the shower.



    Typical male fantasy: women taking showers...
    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

    "Cold silence has
    A tendancy to
    Atrophy any
    Sense of compassion."

    MJK

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    Fleet Admiral hapoo's Avatar
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    Originally posted by gwilks98

    Typical male fantasy: women taking showers...

    Typical female fantasy: man taking showers...

    it goes both way

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    suddenly i feel like i need a cold shower
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    Originally posted by hapoo
    Originally posted by gwilks98

    Typical male fantasy: women taking showers...

    Typical female fantasy: man taking showers...

    it goes both way

    I've never seen softcore movies on Cinemax or HBO with a bunch of guys erotically taking showers.

    And I never said there was anything wrong with fantasizing about women taking showers.I just said it was typical. I don't want to land above the norm, now do I? (With the exception of the "measurement" thread, of course )
    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

    "Cold silence has
    A tendancy to
    Atrophy any
    Sense of compassion."

    MJK

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    Fleet Admiral hapoo's Avatar
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    ughh, my failed attempt at a joke
    translation: the woman want men to take showers so they dont smell like sh*t, not to actually watch it.

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    but, but, butt


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    Originally posted by TheLoneGunman



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    how about you email me hte one where they flip over!

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    Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
    but, but, butt


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    it's like the home shopping network
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    This is in NY I think.

    These are all people who bought stuff from CyberRebate and then lost their shirt (and everything else) when they failed

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    and the guy standing is gonna give them their rebates in 6 months....8 months...a year...er, whenever
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    No no no people. You have it all wrong.


    The guy standing is a Bush campaigner(Nov 2000), trying to convince voters to bend over and take it up the a$$.

    "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away."

    "Cold silence has
    A tendancy to
    Atrophy any
    Sense of compassion."

    MJK

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    mojo..... I dont have the wiring to copy those tapes...but you can find them on napster...you do not need the videos....just get the basic home studies course...its 13 tapes long that would take buttloads of time to mp3 them but i do belive they are on napster...well worth your time...the only thing is that if you dowload you dont get acces to the newsgroup where allt he best stuff is and you dont get the course material...still there is plenty to be learned int he basic home studies course....anyways food luck to you all

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    ya, i saw the ones on napster. sounds like some of that stuff is the "no kidding" stuff that you should think about on your own but don't. some of that stuff i have been doing without knowing why i was doing it or why it worked. and when i say it worked, i mean that i received a positive response...not something naughty ....you naughty, naughty ppl!

    so, i think it may be worth a looksie. nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?
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