Yep for those of us that don't have that special love in our lives....I have the answer. I found a great website to meet people that would love to go out with us. Even the biggest looser (*cough* nicewomann *cough*) can find someone here. Lets all surf over to http://www.penpals-n-prison.com and meet our special someone now.
Good luck and oh remember they don't really like the hand cuffs.