Sucks that there is so much you can't eat (if you are an observant Jew)
NSS - that Jews have been practicing this same way for thousands of years. I bet the whole Egypt and slavery story would not have been a big deal if it was not repeated twice a year for all these years
I think its definite NSS that the first born Jews werent slain, But thankfully g_d had the good forethought to kill everyone else. Hmm, if the damn angel would only visit again, I can think of a couple of areas for it to strike.
Seriously now, it does suck that we get stuck eating cardboard for over a week. No taste, no booze, nothing good.
There are plenty of ways to make Matzah taste good.
Also, there is plenty of alcohol. If you don't like the sweet wines, there are plenty of other wines that are ok. Also there are Vodkas made out of potato if you want heavy alcohol.