[list][*]Dr. Zoiberg is the best character on TV. Everything the guy says leaves me in stitches.
[*]Most loneliness is self-inflicted. You look around the room at any bar on Sunset, and examine the guys that are doing well: they is very little atypical about them!
Maybe is just a case of self-esteem preservation, but I cannot in good conscience say that I'm less attractive than most guys: I'm not short, I have all my hair and limbs, no disfiguring facial markings, and dress better than average. I can hold a pretty good conversation, and make within a standard deviation of pretty much all the guys in there, for better or worse.
I think if you could design some substance or program that would stop guys preoccupying themselves with their limitations, and JFDI, there would a) be a very wealthy man and b) a hell of a lot more sex goin' down.