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    Just a little late-night curiosity...

    My family isn't rich but we're not dirt poor either.

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    I'm really fat.... and we are poor... SO POOR... that I hooked up my computer to a bike and a generator... so it takes ALOT of effort for me to type and power my computer at the same time!

    heheheheheheh


    wouldn't it be easier to ask if anyone is a MILLIONARE?!

    what the hell would a billionare be doing on G|A?

    plus... we are mostly looking for DEALS here... would a BILLIONARE need deals...i mean.. petty deals like these??


    what I want to know is... umm.... yeah...

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    Fine, is anyone here a millionare?

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    nope. And the sad thing is I know that I will NEVER be one. EVER!!!

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    Originally posted by stupidzbu
    SO POOR... that I hooked up my computer to a bike

    and your still fat???

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    you know what we SHOULD do though....

    everyone of us here is basically a comp nerd in some form or another.. right?

    well.. fellow NERDS! LETS ALL BE MILLIONARES!!

    HOW you say?

    We ALL have state lotteries right?

    well... I don't know about other states, but california has a lotto page with ALL the results since the beginning of time...

    so... all we need to do is jointly write programs that calculate the probability according to what numbers have come out in the past... each one of us fund an equal amount...
    and make a HUGE G|A pool! hehe

    then we could win ALL the damn state lottos!!!!

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    he forgot to mention that he only rides his bike in a circle arournd McDonalds

    He's hoping that a hot pickle will shoot out the drive through window, and permanently blind him.

    Then we will have a millionare at GA
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.

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    Originally posted by cruelpupet
    he forgot to mention that he only rides his bike in a circle arournd McDonalds

    He's hoping that a hot pickle will shoot out the drive through window, and permanently blind him.

    Then we will have a millionare at GA
    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!

    THAT should do it for me!!

    THATS HILARIOUS!!!!

    but seriously.. i would never sue Mcdonalds... they have had too many lawsuits against them... what I really want to do is go to Disneyland... have Mickey hit on me.. then sue them for sexual harrasment and homosexual harrasment... suck out millions there...

    i mean.. if Disney has enough money to open up a California based theme park IN CALIFORNIA actually THINKING that californians would go there .. then they have A SHITLOAD of money to blow!

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    And they would do anything to prevent the rumor that Mickey is gay. The kids would be scarred for good. Not that gay is bad, but what about Minney?

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    Originally posted by ucbstan
    but what about Minney?
    she'll be fine... i hear goofy is hung like a horse....

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    i'm a millionaire.

    (amazing what happens when you invest those welfare checks wisely and sell your food stamps to crack dealers.)
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    I will be after I steal 15 VX gas rockets....
    Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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    I spend like I'm a millionare!

    Now if I could only rob fort knox so I can pay back all those credit cards.......

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    nevermind.

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    I was until margined it all out on Boo.com[hey it was so close to moo how could it lose?]

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    in total assets yes i am a multi-millionare.

    pffffttttttt
    more like a million total asses
    hehehe
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    Lion face / lemon face!

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    I will be...

    I just have to wait for a few people to croak.
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.

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    The probability of winning the lotto is always the same eventhough other number combinations have come up in the past . I know it seems BSish but think about it in terms of flipping a coin. Just because the last flip was heads, that doesn't make the next flip more probable of being tails. It's ALWAYS 50/50. In the case of the lotto, it's like 1 out of millions, hehe.

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