Birds and their damn by-products!!

[ufcrusher]

I just walked out to my truck, which was relatively clean ( i think there was one "mark" on it)and found that I had attacked by no joke.....at least 90 globs of bird sh|t. It was parked in my f*cking driveway, underneath a tree because that was the only place left besides parking on the street. The entire bed of my truck is one big glob of bird sh|t! And to top it off, I dont have time to wash my truck for probably a week, due to finals.

[OC]

Take the time to wash it. Bird droppings are very damaging to paint.

-OC

[styleee]

i've learned not to get mad at bird crap.

what is even worse then bird crap is living in a city where there is so much dust and junk in the air, that 12 hours after you wash and dry and shine and make your car look all nice and clean, it has a nice, think layer of dirt caked on it. and then, a few hours after that, the bird poop starts piling up.

there isn't anything i can do about it, so i just deal. as should you

or, you could always invest in a car cover or car port thing or garage.

[Mezpin]

You have 2 choices:

1) Clean your pickup.

2) Get the birds to shit on the rest of your truck to match.

Mezpin

[ufcrusher]

Well, I washed the damn truck, even though I didnt have any time. Then I parked it on the street to avoid the birds.

Then I watched as the damn birds flew from the tree to sit on the truck in its new position. So I took out my red ryder B.B. gun, and proceeded to show the birds what it meant to be at the top of the food chain. Anyone know of any good recepies for morning doves and chickadees?

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by ufcrusher

So I took out my red ryder B.B. gun, and proceeded to show the birds what it meant to be at the top of the food chain.

So now you have to get the hole's out too???...

[Mezpin]

Could be worse. He could've set his truck on fire to show the birds who's boss.

Mezpin

[wildbill]

Somebody should make a teflon truck.
Then set it on fire
yea yea fire fire

[Burzhui]

Damn dudes i know how you all feel with the sud and other stuff (we got plenty of that in New York) and the damn birds, i swear to god, they aim for my car, they just aim and fire at will.
Damn them all

[speedracer120]

Reminds me of the Nissan commercial.

Medic!!!

Anyways, I'm over bird taking a crap on my car. It already looks like crap anyways. Now, if I had something better than a Civic, maybe I would care.

[irwin]

Oh well. Not as bad as having a bird shit in your HAIR when you're running laps at school. True story.

[ufcrusher]

Actually, I think I have two of the best all time bird stories. First, was years ago when i was on a "head" boat with my father outside of Ft Lauderdale. We had been fishing for about 2 hours when the captain decides to move the boat to another spot. So we wind in all the reels, and my father walks to the middle of the boat. He is standing there just zoning out when all the sudden, I look up and see a white pelican (big one) flying about a foot above his head, and it just let loose. He was covered in about a 6 x 9 splatter of bird sh|t, not including what was on his hair. His shirt was completely soaked and smelled like crap. Of course, no one around him could keep a straight face, and I was laughing my ass off. The main problem was that we still had a little over 2 hours before we were scheduled to even head in. He had to douse himself with buckets of salt water to try and remove the crap from his hair, and had to fish with his shirt off.

The second one, happened last year in PB (Pacific Beach), we were scoping out the local sights, when all the sudden I feel something hit me. Then before I can even reach up to see what it could be, I get a drip on my sunglasses, and I realize that I have just been christened by a damn black wing gull.I had to run into the brine to try and wash it off of me. Got it out of the hair, but the shirt was done for. Suffice it to say,that day was cut short...but it didnt get into my beer. Thank god for small graces.
But I must say I emphatized with my father a lot more the.

[ProMinx]

my friend and i were walking to math after lunch one day, in high school. back then, this friend and i always dressed nice (slacks, button-ups, and ties) because of a bet we made with a teacher (and because it made us feel rather confident) and a gull flies over...drops hispackage and it ends up hitting both of us right at the mid-section, so it gets on our shirts, ties, and pants equally... We were rather pissed off about that...
ProMinx

[speedracer120]

I say we just feed them all Alka-Seltzer.

<HUMS>Alka-Seltzer to the rescue</HUMS>

[Mezpin]

Originally posted by speedracer120
I say we just feed them all Alka-Seltzer.

<HUMS>Alka-Seltzer to the rescue</HUMS>

So instead of just having bird crap fall in your mouth while you yawn, you'd rather get EVERYTHING that was inside the bird? Tasty.

Mezpin