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  1. 05-29-2001, 03:48 PM #1
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    Was just, out of curiousity, perusing the local sperm bank catalogues, and found that my demographic (tall Asians) are in VERY short supply. I mean, in sperm banks, not globally (because we know there are LOTS of asians, and probably many tall ones to boot).

    Is anyone a donor? I'm disease-free, have pretty good standardized test scores, went to a good college, and, like I said, I'm the supplier of some relatively rare genetic stock! I just don't want to go through some of the tests and find out there are other components...frankly, I'm a little sheepish to even call and see if I qualify!

    Interestingly enough, they have a height floor: you need to be 5'11" or taller. Interesting.
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  2. 05-29-2001, 04:33 PM #2
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    They look for donors with strong wrists/forearms.
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  3. 05-29-2001, 06:44 PM #3
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    I tend to prefer live insemenation rather than artificial. In fact, I am willing to try it over and over if necessary.


    Boy am I getting juvenile...
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  4. 05-29-2001, 07:06 PM #4
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    Dude you need a really high sperm count. If I could get paid for something that I do all day anyways, I'd be there right now.
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    <shudder> Oh man . . . just what we need is a ton of little Pennys running around the US

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    Hmm, I smell a job for me. Just 5 more inches!!!
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  7. 05-29-2001, 09:29 PM #7
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    i don't have sperm bank experience...but i have it listed on my resume. is that cheating?
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    Originally posted by Passwird
    Hmm, I smell a job for me. Just 5 more inches!!!
    height or...um...nevermind.

    they want you to be 5'11"? when did width come into play on this?
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    Well, i did live next to one...but i wont be much help on the subject, since the banks never sold any....it was Kasling hall and Nixon Hall (female freshman dorms). As for tests...there werent any when I donated....they didnt even care if you were disease free, which i am.
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    Originally posted by Passwird
    Just 5 more inches!!!

    oh my! u got lots of growing up to do, hehe
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    Originally posted by Passwird
    Hmm, I smell a job for me. Just 5 more inches!!!
    More!?!?! I need to lose about 5 inches.



    Sorry had to keep the juvenile theme going.
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  12. 05-30-2001, 02:41 PM #12
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    Serves me right for asking a potentially juvenile question to the most sophmoric board going...

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    Originally posted by StonedWheat
    Dude you need a really high sperm count. If I could get paid for something that I do all day anyways, I'd be there right now.
    All day eh? Most impressive
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    Originally posted by TheBluGuy
    Originally posted by StonedWheat
    Dude you need a really high sperm count. If I could get paid for something that I do all day anyways, I'd be there right now.
    All day eh? Most impressive
    How do you do it when you're on the freeway eating a burrito and talking to someone on the phone while looking up how to get to the "Monkey Anonymous" meeting on the navigation system you got a deal on at GA yet still fighting the urge to fling feces at the slow moving car in front of you?
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  15. 05-31-2001, 11:24 AM #15
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    tee hee

    whenever i see a thread that looks pretty dumb, i ignore it. but then curiosity gets the best of me, and i click on it. the best part is that usually, it is pretty funny. and i get to read the whole thing once it starts rolling.

    much better then reading one retarded post and then never looking back
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