Favorite Monkey Island Moment?

**Y2J** · 06-07-2001, 05:12 PM

http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/...monkmusic.html -- There are the songs

Whats your fav scene? could be from any of the 4 games...

Ive always liked using the rubber chicken, as well as the Hint Line in the middle of the forest. Oh yea, and insult swordfighting

**ArkiStan** · 06-07-2001, 06:04 PM

When you use the rubber chicken on the wire:

"Wow!! it works both ways!!"

LMAO!!!

Wow, that music brings back some graet memories. I used to get scolded for playing too many video games, so I would always play this game at night when my whole family was sleeping and I had the hardest time cause the game was so damn funny and I cuoldn't make a sound. I don't know who comes up with the jokes, but the people who write Lucas Arts games must be comic geniuses.

I've played many many games in my life, but the original Monkey Island adventure was BY FAR the most memorable game I have ever played.

[Edited by ucbstan on 06-07-2001 at 06:08 PM]

**rum** · 06-07-2001, 06:51 PM

"Look behind you! A 3-headed monkey!"

**Y2J** · 06-08-2001, 12:51 AM

- Normal insults, use these when you are swordfighting against regular
pirates

<insult> Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!
<response> With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.

<insult> You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
<response> I look THAT much like your fiancée?

<insult> Would you like to be buried or cremated?
<response> With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.

<insult> Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
<response> The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.

<insult> I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet.
<response> When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet!

<insult> Killing you would be justifiable homicide.
<response> Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.

<insult> En garde! Touché!
<response> Oh, that is so cliché!

<insult> Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
<response> Too bad they're all fabricated.

<insult> When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
<response> At least mine can be identified.

<insult> You can't match my witty repartee.
<response> I could, if you would use some breath spray.

<insult> I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
<response> Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.

<insult> You're the ugliest monster ever created.
<response> If you don't count all the ones you've dated.

<insult> I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
<response> Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!

<insult> Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
<response> Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!

<insult> I'll hound you night and day!
<response> Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!

Part 4- Against Captain Rottingham, respond correctly to his insults

<insult> Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
<response> Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.

<insult> When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
<response> Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.

<insult> Your lips look as they belong on the catch of the day!
<response> When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet!

<insult> You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
<response> At least mine can be identified.

<insult> Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
<response> If you don't count all the ones you've dated.

<insult> My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
<response> With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.

<insult> You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
<response> I look THAT much like your fiancée?

<insult> My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
<response> Too bad they're all fabricated.

<insult> You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
<response> Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!

<insult> I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
<response> Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!

<insult> I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
<response> With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.

<insult> Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
<response> I could, if you would use some breath spray.

<insult> I have never lost a mêlée!
<response> You would have, but you were always running away.

<insult> Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
<response> Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!

<insult> Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
<response> The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.

<insult> Your mother wears a toupee!
<response> Oh, that is so cliché!