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    News: Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home

    Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage Inside SW Florida Home
    January 24, 2013 1:07 PM

    MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence.

    Oh, he was naked at the time.

    The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press.

    Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims. He then reportedly ran inside the house and tore a 72 inch flat screen TV off a living room wall.

    As the man yelled to his wife to get his gun, Bruni continued to trash the house. The sheriff’s office said the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.

    As the man went to get another gun, Bruni allegedly fell to the floor in the living room and started masturbating. He then ran into the couple’s son’s room and rubbed the boy’s clothing over his face.

    When deputies arrived, the sheriff’s office said Bruni fell to the ground, flailed around and spoke – but was not making any sense.

    Bruni tried to get away from the deputies several times. In the end, they had to use a Taser on him to take him into custody.

    Investigators later discovered that Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.

    Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and put under observation while doctors tried to figure out what he was on.

    The News-Press in Ft. Myers contributed to this report.

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    bath salts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel View Post
    bath salts?
    more like poop salts.

    Last edited by Xstatic1; 01-25-2013 at 03:28 PM.

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    Damn amateur journalism...

    what happened to the 72" tv? Was it okay?
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cruelpupet View Post
    Damn amateur journalism...

    what happened to the 72" tv? Was it okay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xstatic1 View Post
    more like poop salts.

    oh hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickel View Post
    Back in the day, that size of image here would have been frowned upon. But does anybody use dial-up anymore?
    stay low... keep moving...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markel View Post
    Back in the day, that size of image here would have been frowned upon. But does anybody use dial-up anymore?
    Your join date was 12 years ago. The times they are a changin'

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