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    I have a question, is anybody else looking forward to death?
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    Oh yea - cant wait...

    er... oh wait, maybe I can!

    Yikes - what kind of thread is this? Are you feeling not-so-stable Burzhui? You know there are medications that can help you....

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    Feeling unstable or just curious about "whats next"??

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    Hapoo, i can always rely on you to just hit it right in the bulls eye, yea i was just wondering how it is afterwards, i mean i am only living this life to f*ck up as much shit as i can, meanwhile having fun all the way, but i really want to know what's afterwards i mean you can't just you know be gone..... i would really love to witness armagedon... that should be the ultimate kick don't you think. I mean you can say, i have witnessed the end of the world.... to whom is a diffferent question
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    Originally posted by Burzhui
    I mean you can say, i have witnessed the end of the world.... to whom is a diffferent question

    damn't!!, i was going to say how rediculous you sounded untill i read past the dot dot dot.
    So to put something down, i think your consciousness goes wherever you strongly belive the afterlife is like. I don't believe in hell so no hell for me. Um, when you die i like to think that you are waited on hand and foot by a bevy of buxom ladies. yeah that's it, the ultimate afterdeath fantasties (for a guy that is).

    [Edited by verve247 on 07-03-2001 at 09:41 AM]
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    Originally posted by verve247

    Um, when you die i like to think that you are waited on hand and foot by a bevy of buxom ladies. yeah that's it, the ultimate afterdeath fantasties (for a guy that is).

    [Edited by verve247 on 07-03-2001 at 09:41 AM]
    Dude, i want that take me with you when you go, i mean for the 2 of us there will be twice as amny ladies

    But if there is a hell, i guess ishould make a reservation, to at least get a spot that is not as hot
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    hehe don't know about you but i don't like to just sit around seeing my clock tick away...
    http://www.deathclock.com/

    why not spend it posting
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    hmm so i have 41 yesrs to live.... i dunno what to say
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    Actually, interesting timing on this topic - I was about as close to suicidal as I've ever been yesterday. Not to the point of figuring out which way to kill myself, but I was thinking about the concept. But it's no good. I haven't yet driven a 911 or a Ferrari, I haven't been on stage in front of 10,000 people, and I haven't been to 20 countries. So there's still too much stuff to do.
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    lol, great reason to stay alive!!!

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    yup yup =) hehe also have not hit 10,000 posts yet
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    dude how are you going to accomplish the whole 10,000 people thing?
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    Originally posted by Burzhui
    dude how are you going to accomplish the whole 10,000 people thing?

    He DJ's... its possible

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    Hmmm... 32 more years left to live... Not sure whether to trust that death clock. I was sure someone would've kill me well before that.
    At this stage in the game, it's not a matter of if I go to hell, but what rank I will be when I get there.
    Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.

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    *bangs head wildly*

    If you squeeze my lizard
    I'll put my snake on you
    I'm a romantic adventure
    And I'm a reptile too

    But it don't make no difference
    'cos I ain't gonna be, easy, easy
    the only time I'm easy's when I'm
    Killed by death
    Shall we buy a new guitar?
    Shall we drive a more powerful car?

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    An appropriate poem I remember

    Acid stains you,
    Rivers are damp,
    Razors pain you,
    And drugs cause cramp.

    Gas smells awful,
    Nooses give,
    Guns aren't lawful,
    You might as well live!
    stay low... keep moving...

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    Originally posted by molecularfire
    Hmmm... 32 more years left to live... Not sure whether to trust that death clock. I was sure someone would've kill me well before that.
    At this stage in the game, it's not a matter of if I go to hell, but what rank I will be when I get there.
    I dunno what rank i will give you, i'll see when you get there.
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    Originally posted by Burzhui
    dude how are you going to accomplish the whole 10,000 people thing?
    I've managed 1500. If I get this booking at Cyberfest, I guess I'll leapfrog the 10,000 number and go straight to stadium-style (40K). We'll see...
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    OK new Thread guys, look for it it should be popular

    HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE? the thread has been started at 9:00am Eastern time
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    Originally posted by Burzhui
    I have a question, is anybody else looking forward to death?
    Can I kill you?

    I mean, if you are of sound mind and want to die, it won't be murder.

    I think it would be interesting to kill someone.

    What do you think? (mutual benefit)
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    I think Assisted Suicide should be legalized. That is my input.

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    now which ocean did all those other lemmings head off to...

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    Originally posted by TheLoneGunman
    Originally posted by Burzhui
    I have a question, is anybody else looking forward to death?
    Can I kill you?

    I mean, if you are of sound mind and want to die, it won't be murder.

    I think it would be interesting to kill someone.

    What do you think? (mutual benefit)
    Actually it should be interesting, nah but i want to die an interesting death, so get your hands off my throat, sheesh one question and people want to kill you
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