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    Hello. I'm in a ranting mood, so here goes.

    President Bush is dumb.

    Examples:

    1) GW, the former gov. of Texas, is told there is an energy crisis. What's his forward thinking solution? "Drill for oil, DUH!" So everybody asks "Where George?". His response? "How about a wildlife preserve? I mean, no one's using it." That's the idea NUMBSKULL! That's why it's called a PRESERVE! Gees, you can practically SEE the oil exec's hand up his butt making him talk!

    2) Dubya is told California is suffering power shortages and need federal assistance. His response? "They didn't vote for me? Why should I help them? That's their problem." Well, think about this George. California is now the FIFTH LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD! 75% of the country's tax revenue comes from California. So if we're left to hang in the wind as the lights go out what do you think that will do for the rest of you? Idiot.

    3) George has decided the country needs to drop $25 BILLION on a missile defense shield. What the hell for?!?!? I'm just some shmoe and I could tell you that we face a bigger threat from hostile parties smuggling any variety of NBC weapons into the country. Look at it this way George, some third world dictator decides to he wants to kill a whole mess of Americans. His whole country has a GNP equal to a McDonalds fry cook's pay check. What's he more likely to do? Starve his country even more to fund a ballistic missile program or find some fanatical nationalist to take a motor boat into LA harbor and detonate a warhead bought off the black market? Hmmm, that is a tough one.

    Oh, let's not forget that the Russians feel this little missile shield of yours is am arms reduction treaty violation and have promised to update their arsenal to be capable of evading your new toy. Bummer.

    For this fool to be in office less than a year and all ready find so many ways to screw things up and piss people off is truly amazing.

    Okay, I'm done. Let me have it.
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    Damn... no NEW examples. I think these jokes have been exhausted. When you find something NEW to talk about, then maybe you can be our little news boy again.
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    ...and now he wants to give residency to all illegal Mexican immigrants so that they can milk our government for Social Security, Welfare, and Medicare. That's genius. Sheer genius.

    (I'm not implying anything bad here)
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    Thank you, coleslaw... There is the BS. Your candidate can't always please everyone. Your news and his take on abortion, I do not agree with.
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    Originally posted by coleslaw
    ...and now he wants to give residency to all illegal Mexican immigrants so that they can milk our government for Social Security, Welfare, and Medicare. That's genius. Sheer genius.

    (I'm not implying anything bad here)
    we rely on those immigrants to take the jobs that most americans are too proud to take.They fuel our economy,especially in farming and agriculture. Its not like he just feels like making them americans just for the hell of it. You must realise that Bush does not make all these decisions himself. He has a cabinet of extrememly inteligent people taking into account what they belive to be the best interests of our country.And in this specific case he has support from both democrats and republicans, and he also has opposition from both parties. This is not as cut and dry an issue as you may want to belive. Maybe on ethical issues his views may differ from yours or mine, but the intention is the same. Just because you dont agree with his stanpoint does not mean that he is wrong or dumb (ok maybe he is dumb, but his cabinet isnt).
    Plucky go down the hooooole

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    Originally posted by froggystyle

    we rely on those immigrants to take the jobs that most americans are too proud to take.
    So if we make them all legal and they get all comfy in the American system, then they will become "Americans" and we will have to import another crop of illegals to take their place.

    Once they start working over the table and making like $6/hr, then no one will hire them for the job that they only wanted to pay $3 cash for.
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    Originally posted by NullUnit2000
    ...you can practically SEE the oil exec's hand up his butt making him talk!
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

    excellent wordsmithery...
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    Originally posted by coleslaw
    ...and now he wants to give residency to all illegal Mexican immigrants so that they can milk our government for Social Security, Welfare, and Medicare. That's genius. Sheer genius.

    (I'm not implying anything bad here)
    This irritates me so much!! I don't care about the SS, welfare or Medicare issue. I just think that giving people residency for coming here illegally is like rewarding criminals for committing a crime.

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    Hey, it's important to support a new president at the begining of his presidency to provide a united front against the enemies of the US. This is what I have done and I whsh others has done the same. This failure to support the new president weakens our country and loosens our grip on the status of being the only super power.

    Oh, time's up!
    He's a moron.

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    Originally posted by Jihforce
    Originally posted by coleslaw
    ...and now he wants to give residency to all illegal Mexican immigrants so that they can milk our government for Social Security, Welfare, and Medicare. That's genius. Sheer genius.

    (I'm not implying anything bad here)
    This irritates me so much!! I don't care about the SS, welfare or Medicare issue. I just think that giving people residency for coming here illegally is like rewarding criminals for committing a crime.
    now that i will agree with you on...it is a question of rewarding illegal actions.
    Plucky go down the hooooole

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    Originally posted by froggystyle
    now that i will agree with you on...it is a question of rewarding illegal actions. [/B]
    Precisely, the angers me even more is the fact that there are people in the states trying to become residents the legal way, by hiring lawyers and working their way to become residents. What message would this action give these people? That working hard and doing things the right way doesn't pay? That you're better off crossing the boarder in a van or boat because good old Bushy will grant you free citizenship?
    Now why would Bush be so eager to do this? So that these 3+ million 'new' residents would vote for him come election time! That's why! Not seft-serving or anything!

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    Originally posted by Speedfreak
    Your candidate can't always please everyone
    Bush pleases anyone? if i remember correctly, he didn't even get the majority of the public vote.

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    Originally posted by Jihforce
    Originally posted by froggystyle
    now that i will agree with you on...it is a question of rewarding illegal actions.
    Precisely, the angers me even more is the fact that there are people in the states trying to become residents the legal way, by hiring lawyers and working their way to become residents. What message would this action give these people? That working hard and doing things the right way doesn't pay? That you're better off crossing the boarder in a van or boat because good old Bushy will grant you free citizenship?
    Now why would Bush be so eager to do this? So that these 3+ million 'new' residents would vote for him come election time! That's why! Not seft-serving or anything! [/B]
    haha so true so true... republicans have never really had a huge minority following
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    lets see... when you get a $300 (or more) check in the mail at then end of the month like i'm getting, i have a feeling your gett all warm and fuzzy insde

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    Originally posted by Nanotech9
    lets see... when you get a $300 (or more) check in the mail at then end of the month like i'm getting, i have a feeling your gett all warm and fuzzy insde
    I'll believe it when I see it.

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    Originally posted by froggystyle

    haha so true so true... republicans have never really had a huge minority following
    [/QUOTE]

    Actually, after the civil war Republicans enjoyed quite a bit of minority support. The Democrats having that support is a relitively new thing.

    Read your history, or you are doomed to repeat it.

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    actually, me, my mom, and my coworker all got a letter in the mail today saying we would all get checks. me at the end of the month, them at the middle of september. I'm supposed to get $300... not sure what they're all getting.

    "i'm a believer, i couldn't leave her if i died..."

    i mean, umm, im just a believer

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    Apparently some of the refund notifications are incorrect. 1/2 to 3/4 of a percent of them incorectly inform the taxpayer that they will be receiving the maximum amount ($300, $500, or $600 depending on marital status) when in fact they will be receiving less.
    This is attributed to a software error. Unfortuinately the checks will be for the correct ammount. So don't spend it untill you get it!

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    it's also important to point out that the last three republican presidents all had this flashy tax cuts in their first year... followed by monstrous tax hikes the next year (or the next several years in a row, in the case of w's hero, reagan.)

    woo-hoo. i'll save my check since they'll want it back in a few months.
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    Originally posted by welfareloser
    it's also important to point out that the last three republican presidents all had this flashy tax cuts in their first year... followed by monstrous tax hikes the next year (or the next several years in a row, in the case of w's hero, reagan.)

    woo-hoo. i'll save my check since they'll want it back in a few months.
    Yep, something similar happened here in Wisconsin.

    A year or two ago, our wonderful Republican governor Tommy Thompson got all fired up about a "surplus" he thought he was going to have, based on budget projections.

    He sent checks out to all Wisconsin state tax payers. We all got a check for $100-250. He got a LOT of PR.

    Of course, that budget surplus never actually materialized, and now the State is dealing with the effects of sending out money that they didn't really have.

    And Tommy? He didn't have to deal with the mess, 'cause Bush appointed him Secretary of Health and Human Services.
    Nice. The guy who can't keep from spending money he doesn't have is in charge of one of the larger and more wasteful departments of government. Good choice, W!

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