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    Suzy Lee fell in love.
    She planned to marry Joe.
    She was so happy about it all,
    she told her pappy so.
    Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal"
    you'll have to find another.
    I'd just as soon your maw don't know,
    but Joe is your half-brother.
    So Suzie forgot about her Joe
    and planned to marry Will.
    But after telling pappy this,
    he said "There's trouble still."
    You can't marry Will, my gal
    and please don't tell your mother,
    cause Will and Joe and several mo
    I know is your half-brother."
    But mama knew and said "Honey child,
    do what makes you happy.
    Marry Will or marry Joe,
    You ain't no kin to pappy!"
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.

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    ROFLMAO

    hahaahahahah That was great pupet. Thanks for the laugh.
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    Funny poop.
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    that is pretyt good. thanks CP

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    hahahahaha

    cruel's initials are CP!!!!!!!!!

    hahahahahaha

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    Very funny!


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