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  1. 07-21-2001, 02:53 PM #1
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    Taken from Bay Area Fry's ad



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  2. 07-21-2001, 03:22 PM #2
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    Arrow I was wondering the same thing.

    I saw that ad too
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  3. 07-21-2001, 03:35 PM #3
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    What the hell does that lady know about sex besides that she never got any, lol :-D
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    It's really hard to type and retch at the same time.

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    Does this program require a HARD drive?

    What version of FIRMWARE do I need?

    What if I have only a floppy disk?

    If I want to sleep with cheap women, would I get a CD-rom?

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    LGM: I've done this before and a hard drive is essential, a floppy just won't do!
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  7. 07-21-2001, 09:02 PM #7
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    At first glance, I thought that was Richard Simons, YUK

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  8. 07-21-2001, 11:43 PM #8
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    Cool

    This chick must be an expert, just think about how much sex she has had in her 200 years of existence.
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  9. 07-22-2001, 12:29 AM #9
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    you should send this into Jay Leno
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  10. 07-22-2001, 12:53 PM #10
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    Passwird, your too young to learn about sex.....im telling ur mom!
    The Deal Seeker //@@\\

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  11. 07-22-2001, 09:05 PM #11
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    this would be perfect for LENO

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  12. 07-22-2001, 09:19 PM #12
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    Headlines can be mailed to:

    The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
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    3000 W. Alameda Ave.
    Burbank, CA 91523

    Since the headlines must be legible on camera, only submit the actual clipping, please. E-mails or faxes are NOT acceptable.

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    Sue Johanson is actually a pretty well-known sex therapist up here in Canada. She had a call-in radio show for quite a while and then moved onto a call-in TV show. I don't know if she still has that show, but I know she came to my former high school back in grade 10, and she is hilarious. However, the administration and teachers weren't very amused. And I must say, she really does know her stuff. It's just kind of disheartening taking sex advice from someone that old. But hey, the CD-ROM's free, can't go wrong with that!
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  14. 07-23-2001, 07:40 PM #14
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  15. 11-01-2001, 09:17 PM #15
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    anyone buy this?
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    Originally posted by passwird
    anyone buy this?
    why you need to copy it???...
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  17. 11-01-2001, 11:02 PM #17
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    Is that Mrs. Doubtfire?!?!?!
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    Originally posted by hapoo
    Is that Mrs. Doubtfire?!?!?!
    ROFLMAO!!!
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  19. 11-02-2001, 05:36 AM #19
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    What kind of tools is she holding in her hand???
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    Originally posted by DarkFury
    Passwird, passwird, passwird... Why did you "resurrect" this thread?

    Did you get YOUR copy? And if so... why are you even LOOKIN' at stuff like that!

    (I'm sure there are better "guides" out there with "young pretty girls" on the cover... But methinks that the "old lady" was put on the cover to actually DISCOURAGE having sex)

    BTW, Canada has that lady and we have "Dr. Ruth"... WHAT DA HELL does this say about the "sex experts"! Pretty scary if you ask me... (buncha horny old women!)
    Can anyone say "no teeth"? Ok, that was sick, but funny.
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