Calculate your value as a human

[TheLoneGunman]

Once more people start selling themselves on Ebay, you need to find a good price.

Check it out at:

http://www.humanforsale.com

[irwin]

Hey, alright!

You are worth exactly: $1,778,120.00.
We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you.

[TheLoneGunman]

I was completely honest and got:

You are worth exactly: $2,200,980.00.

[coleslaw]

You are worth exactly: $2,460,960.00

Sweet!!

[Nanotech9]

You are worth exactly: $2,042,250.00

[irwin]

I only lied about my yearly income. I didn't wanna put $20,000 or under cuz that'd make me look like a bum

[K2]

You are worth exactly: $4,034,190.00.

nope i didn't lie...

i'm really a 26 retired white male with an income of more than a million. I have a 9 inch penis and i'm really athletic. I scored 1600 on sat and my iq is 200


hehe...

*poof* huh wha?.. who woke me up?

[Speedfreak]

$228,308.00


100 years old.

Every disability
Everything poor
low IQ
etc..
etc..

[OC]

$2,559,162.00

[Mezpin]

I got you all beat!

You are worth exactly: ($390,920.00).

Holy wow. I'm freakin' NEGATIVE. I'm a 100 year old, 4'3", 3-inch penis, hairy, 425lb male from Arkansas.

Mezpin

[ProMinx]

"You are worth exactly: $2,702,906.00" and this is with honesty!! I didn't exaggerate income (sadly enough), IQ, penis length (or at least that sounded about right. it's measured frlom the top, right?), or anything. I even admitted that I frequently drink alcohol, frequently gamble, and had done drugs in the past!

For some reason I'm not on the "today's most expensive males" list yet...but my number fits in there. As I browse through this list, I realize that everyone else lied about their IQ. Their are not that many people in the upper half of the 100s who would hit this web page in a single day. Lying bastards. If those guys were honest, I'd be like #5...

ProMinx

ps - average for males is $1,912,134. Sorry Passwird...

[welfareloser]

doh...

You are worth exactly: $2,338,234.00.

i guess i'm a blue-light special... but then, they did ask my cup size... i bet that was 90% of the scoring value. twilight should fare much better.

[Luxykin007]

You are worth exactly: $2,109,770.00.

Doh

[ironchef]

$2,249,050.00

I should start listing this is an asset when I apply for apartments and things like that.


edit
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[Edited by ironchef on 08-27-2001 at 12:45 PM]

[ironchef]

Originally posted by Mezpin
You are worth exactly: ($390,920.00).

Well, it looks like you owe society a penny or two for keeping your sloth ass around. I take personal checks, cash and money orders

[dbax791]

I'm worth $1.42.

He he. Actually I got 2.2M.

[pennypinch]

Well, this is clearly erroneous:

2,078,930.00

Whatever! My big toe's worth that alone! Going rate for a 6'2" Asian with a 1550 on his SAT's gotta be higher than that. Shee-it, supply for a 6'2" Asian with 400 SAT can't be that high...

Maybe it was my lack of body hair? You think the hair's worth more, sort of in salvage value?

[brain]

You are worth exactly: $2,634,202.00.

[Sir_Froggy]

You are worth exactly: $2,096,330.00.

wow i'm worth more than i thought!
this expeirience was uplifting heh thx lonegunman =)

[zenbooty]

$2,195,370

Must've been the bad teeth.

[ProMinx]

How many of you guys actually know your IQs? I thought most people didn't know their scores, but I had a test proctored because I was curious how I compared. Or did you all just guess?

ProMinx

[coleslaw]

I took a 2-hour online IQ test which resulted in 145.

[Nanotech9]

i took a "this is just like the IQ test" test from a place that does IQ tests (online) and got into the upper half of the to 1% of everyone... like a 145 or something. I donno - im sure it was messed up. (that was 3 years ago too)


- edit -
BTW, its not eh length that matters - its the thickness

[styleee]

2,219,848.00

i think the two mill mark is about where we all are

[Sir_Froggy]

sweet...i'm at least average

[Kim]

I'm a loser @ $1,569,830.00.

[ChrisMG187]

You are worth exactly: $3,042,970.00.

[welfareloser]

my whole class had to take a whole barrage of iq and personality tests for the "files" when we started grad school. so i know mine. 142, and it's pretty consistent (i've taken several bullpoop 5-minute internet tests since then and they all say the same thing; and it was 139 in 6th grade, so i'm on an even keel here...) for the record, which seems to be below the average around here.

[Grimm]

Hmmm... do they have one for a cyclops?

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