Well, I got the approvals from the hotel people and I can now advertise this.
>If Apex/GAM think this falls into the "referral" category, I would be happy to arrange a favorable commission structure in exchange for Deals page promotion<
I think I am covering everything:
1. it is for UP TO 4 days/3 nights (less is up to you)
2. They prefer couples (don't have to be married) and can be same sex (i.e. bring your roommate). If not, at least look like you can afford a timeshare and dress the part at the presentation (it is just one morning out of the 4 you will be there)
3. Please at least pretend to be interested in the deal [The timeshare] (but after 2 hours, you are free to leave) I do these a lot, and it is not too hard
4. You need to put up a $75 deposit when you make your reservation (because they are really reserving the room). You get the money credited back immediately when you check in. At present, I am PERSONALLY GUARANTEEING the money. If you do it and have a problem, I will pay you out of my pocket.
5. Travel is up to you (unrelated to the deal). If you are in the LA or SF areas, they have a $99 ROUNDTRIP all inclusive deal on airfare till December:
6. Just send me your names, address and numbers with good times to call. The reservation people will call (they will take your CC info so I am not in the middle of it)
6. Except for New Years weekend, I think the rest of the year is available.
Email if you have any questions
You should be able to combine this with the machine gun thing (see other thread).