Who wants a whole pallet of Slim Jims?!?

**Loki** · 09-08-2001, 12:53 AM

Yummy

http://www.ubid.com/actn/opn/getpage...tionId=5566321

**irwin** · 09-08-2001, 02:03 AM

Please do not bid on this auction if you are unable to accept a pallet full of meat snacks (approximately 175 pounds in 18 cases) delivered via semi-truck, and/or if your shipping address on file is a PO Box. Please allow at least two weeks for shipment to arrive.

Time to hurl.

**StonedWheat** · 09-08-2001, 02:03 AM

Slim Jims make my farts smell bad. Just wanted to let the whole world know that.

**irwin** · 09-08-2001, 02:14 AM

And your farts smell good otherwise? YOU LIAR! Farts are stinky. All farts are stinky.

**StonedWheat** · 09-08-2001, 02:21 AM

Mine usually smell like Mentos. The fresh maker!

**revil** · 09-08-2001, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by Passwird
And your farts smell good otherwise? YOU LIAR! Farts are stinky. All farts are stinky.

haven't you heard of those pills that make your farts smell nice?

**welfareloser** · 09-08-2001, 04:56 AM

some farts are stinkier than others. like the cheap-beer-n-fishsticks combo-fart.

**TheLoneGunman** · 09-08-2001, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by Passwird
Please do not bid on this auction if you are unable to accept a pallet full of meat snacks (approximately 175 pounds in 18 cases) delivered via semi-truck, and/or if your shipping address on file is a PO Box.

Just imagine if you had a PO Box.

The guy would be sitting there all day stuffing in the SJ's, one by one!!

**Tuvi** · 09-08-2001, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by Passwird
And your farts smell good otherwise? YOU LIAR! Farts are stinky. All farts are stinky.

the more fat you eat, the worse your farts stink. if all you eat is vegetables and stuff like that, they won;t smell like hardly anything.

**~~DoPeY5007~~** · 09-08-2001, 09:17 AM

a slim jim thread turned into a fart thread

**~~xsiled~~** · 09-08-2001, 09:17 AM

rauuuuunchy

**Loki** · 09-08-2001, 10:28 AM

How did this turn into a gas thread? I wasn't intending on it doing that. Damnit people can't you keep your gas to yourself!?!?

**Nanotech9** · 09-08-2001, 11:02 AM

Well, while ere at it, does anyone have some 91 octane gas? cause its expensive around here adn my bimmer guzzles it, so some free gas would be appreciated!

**Nanotech9** · 09-08-2001, 11:04 AM

go FART off!

**maggiebirdie** · 09-08-2001, 04:12 PM

GAG

**johnnymk** · 09-08-2001, 05:07 PM

The last time I checked they were over $500! Isn't that a lot of money for 175 pounds of worthless food? That's $3.00 a pound.

**shmosely** · 09-08-2001, 06:50 PM

Its probably more than $3/lb cause that 175 lbs is probably including the packaging

. They're probably just bidding so they can play a joke on someone by having a guy drop off a pallet of slimjims. I know that would piss me off. My dog won't even eat that crap.

**coleslaw** · 09-08-2001, 06:52 PM

[Randy Savage] Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooooh yeeeaah! [/Randy Savage]

**El Scorcho** · 09-08-2001, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by coleslaw
[Randy Savage] Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooooh yeeeaah! [/Randy Savage]

DAMN YOU! i was reading all the posts and i was gonna say that when i was DONE! aaaack

**johnnymk** · 09-09-2001, 11:59 AM

As of 9 PM Saturday night someone with the initials SF of Miami Florida, bid $700. Could it be Shark Family, and they are located in Florida.... Hmmmm... things are starting to fit into place.. But how would a shark get a credit card to bid at UBID?

**The Happy Squirrel** · 09-09-2001, 12:12 PM

mmmmmm slim jims *drooooool*

**welfareloser** · 09-09-2001, 12:32 PM

how can you people not like slim jims??!?! spicy, fatty, salty... mmm... now in tabasco flavor...

**El Scorcho** · 09-09-2001, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by johnnymk
As of 9 PM Saturday night someone with the initials SF of Miami Florida, bid $700. Could it be Shark Family, and they are located in Florida.... Hmmmm... things are starting to fit into place.. But how would a shark get a credit card to bid at UBID?

they must have someone working on the inside... or so ive been told