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    Super suckage

    I played some Basketball today with a bunch of freinds and damn do my nipples hurt
    OUCH!!!!
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    Dare we ask why basketball makes your nipples hurt?
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    sirt brushing aginst it non stop and runnning and sweating
    chaffs the hell outta them
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    I guess that is sort of understandable. I used to rip the sh|t out of my nipples getting onto my board when I didnt wear my rash guard...but then again I used to rip off my hair too.
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    Point of clarification: The wax on the surfboard used to stick to my hair and rip it off.... the nipples were a byproduct of either hitting the sand or sticking to the board.

    I repeat...I didnt not rip out my hair myself...
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    hahaha

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    I don't know some people like to have their nipple hurt

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    Originally posted by ufcrusher
    I guess that is sort of understandable. I used to rip the sh|t out of my nipples getting onto my board when I didnt wear my rash guard...but then again I used to rip off my hair too.
    i never wear a weatsuit cause i think theyre kinda geeky but i do wear a rashgaurd n boardshorts. This one week i got BAD rash on my thighs... i couldnt even walk normal it hurt so bad.
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    THS, NEVER, i repeat NEVER ride on a motorcycle w/o a windshield for more than 5 or 10min, doing over 45mph...

    why? cause the wind makes all your clothes "vibrate". On my first Hour-long ride, my ankles, palms and upper arms were completely NUMB, and the rest of my body was tingling like wild fire.

    after about the 5th time doing it, (and wearing rubberbands around my pants/ankles) i no longer got numb, and it didnt tingle much.

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    i'm glad i don't have that problem of nipple burn. next time try putting vaseline on your nipples.
    can u name all the 5 of the 3 stooges?

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    Originally posted by ufcrusher
    I repeat...I didnt not rip out my hair myself...

    Riiiiiiiight. We believe you. :ummno:

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    Please note that he did deliberatlely wax the board, wear no t-shirt or vest, and put his chest against the board. He knows what happens. I suppose he just likes that type of thing.

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    Geez ... Why do I feel like Rodney Dangerfield? No respect. No respect. A man forgets his rash guard at home and decides to still go surfing for the love of the sport. No sado masochistic tendencies here....Its not like the time that...oh, nevermind
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