lamest joke

[Sir_Froggy]

i found the lamest joke today but i think it's hilarious

What does Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common?

they have the same middle name! get it?? ahahahahahhahahaha boy i crack myself up....

oh here's another but this one is one of my favorites

Wanna hear a long joke?
jjjooookkkkeeee

ahahahah get it?

last one
Wanna hear a quick joke?
joke <---said really fast
ahahhahah get it??

[OC]

[jujubees]

You wanna know what's worse? My bf cracks himself up by telling the joke:

"How do you catch a rabbit?"
"You imitate a carrot!"

He's 29, and he's almost normal in every other way, though. I might have to send him back to the factory ...

[Grimm]

Originally posted by jujubees
You wanna know what's worse? My bf cracks himself up by telling the joke:

"How do you catch a rabbit?"
"You imitate a carrot!"

He's 29, and he's almost normal in every other way, though. I might have to send him back to the factory ...

Would you really be happy if he was perfect???
Think of it as a challange.

[Nanotech9]

froggy- those are so "un-funny" they actually made me laugh... hehehe.

[welfareloser]

no! the smokey and alexander is funny as hay-ell! i'm laughing! everyone else in the room is looking at me like i have lobsters crawling out of my ears, but i'm laughing!!!!!!

[g222leav]

hahahaha

oh wait...nevermind

[The Happy Squirrel]

coupla more lamers
what did the farmer say when he lsot his tractor?
Wheres my tractor!

ehhahaha

Why is it so windy ina baseball stadium?
Beacuse of all the fans.

[Mike_N_Ike]

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels...


Hahahahahahahah

[attgig]

what's 2+2???

4!


ha ha ha ...not really a joke, but I'm cracking up at the fact that I'm posting this

[Kim]

I must have a fever or be delirious, 'cuz I laughed at all of these.

[welfareloser]

i dunno, kim... i was gonna blame it on the two beers i had last night... but the middle name joke is still funny this morning...

[oblongmelon]

IT'S nice to see the 'youngins can still find silly things funny. Oh Yeh,btw I laughed. Thanks froggy. Now let's wait and see if Passwird can match you and be equally as clever..*snicker*

[Burzhui]

[Kenas]

where is funny? it's lame!

[Speedfreak]

[ZrEo0]

the replys to the joke are funnier than the jokes themselfs

[Burzhui]

So this mushroom walks into a bar and the bar tender says "You look like a fun guy"

get it?

[ChrisMG187]

A man walked into a bar. The guy behind him ducked.

[Sir_Froggy]

ahahahahaahahahahaah

u guys hilarious lol i like that carrot one...and the bagels and the fan one but my favorite is the mushroom one

ahahah i'mma die from laffing

[Speedfreak]

Ok, my best dumb joke:

A rope is walking down the street and he came upon a bar. He starts to go in, but notice there is a sign in the window which reads: "No ropes alowed". The rope really wants to go into the bar so he goes to the local clothing store for a disguise. He then walks back to the bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender is not fooled. "HEY!", the bartender shouts, "You are a rope! Get out!" The rope is walking out of the bar when he has a great idea. He gets himself all tied up in a knot and takes out a comb and frays his head and feet. He then walks back into the bar and sits down. The bartender approaches the rope. "Hey, I already told you we don't allow ropes in here. Aren't you a rope?" Then the rope says: "I'm a frayed knot".

[Sir_Froggy]

aahahahahhahaha that's hilarious!!

[Memo]

HAHA the mushroom one made me laugh. I have one:

Damn.....I reposted an old joke <edits post and hangs head in shame>

[Sir_Froggy]

ummm.......sorry but i think Passwird told us that one already....

but it's still funny

[Bloodymess]

Ok, But only 'cause sbp dragged me back into the forums with a B-day wish from my friends here.

What's Yellow and dangerous ?.....
Shark infested mustard

That's one of those that used to have us rolling on the floor.. but come to think of it that may have actually been a little purple thing that caused that... Oh now I rememeber why I stopped posting here, something about self incrimination

[Sir_Froggy]

newest joke

Refugee 1: How did u get out of Iraq?
Regfugee 2: Iran

ahhahahahha get it??

boy i crack myself up