Look what I've been missing

**Devhux** · 09-22-2001, 09:46 PM

Hi all. While I've been visiting GotApex for quite a while, this is one of the first times I've actively taken a look at the forums. Seems pretty active for sure, and one that's now added to my Favorites list.

You'll definately be seeing more of me on the forums now -- especially in topics like computers, music and anime (my hobbies).

**g222leav** · 09-23-2001, 03:28 AM

that's cool. people tend to stumble onto things like this. i registered in like december but didn't start posting till like last august.

**LPMiller** · 09-23-2001, 08:01 AM

heya guru, welcome.

**Devhux** · 09-23-2001, 08:57 AM

Well, if it isn't the news guy that I've e-mailed a dozen times or more (LOL! -- LPM always cracks me up).

As for whether I'm a guy or gal, only the elite crew know this for sure...... I'll leave it to you guys to figure it out.

(that way I avoid the gauntlet from BOTH sides..... either that, or I'll be subjected to both gauntlets.... *shudder*

**welfareloser** · 09-23-2001, 09:01 AM

i'm gonna say guru's a guy. not that i've done a systematic study, but i think only guys misspell "definitely" as "definately" ... just one o them things. it's all due to the medullar implants given to all boy babies by the guvmint, which is why it is illegal to give birth outside of a hospital. (if you don't believe me, just ask tlg - he has links to the secret govt files, has personally witnessed the implantation while working undercover as a maternity nurse, used to work in the secret underground plant where the chips were produced, and is an expert in implant law.)

anyway, welcome. now go git me some free stuff and say something witty or we will be forced to break out the paddles.

**JPR** · 09-23-2001, 09:03 AM

You're not French Canadian are you?

If you are aviod LPM hes not to kind towards the French?

**Markel** · 09-23-2001, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by welfareloser
which is why it is illegal to give birth outside of a hospital.

Uhoh. I (or my wife) might be in trouble. Our two boys (and last girl) were born at home. BTW, if you find a good midwife, this can be a great way to go. Maybe not for the first birth, but after a couple, it's a piece of cake.

**The Happy Squirrel** · 09-23-2001, 10:12 AM

guru is a guy cuase hes advertising his system specs in his sig
that has proud male ego written all over it

<not that there is anything worng with it,its klewl and all>

**welfareloser** · 09-23-2001, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by Markel

Uhoh. I (or my wife) might be in trouble. Our two boys (and last girl) were born at home. BTW, if you find a good midwife, this can be a great way to go. Maybe not for the first birth, but after a couple, it's a piece of cake.

heh, to be serious for two seconds, they make exceptions for stuff like that, having professionals about and such...

*time's up*

so your home-birthed boys may be implant-free... hmmm... you may want to give them the tinfoil hats to protect them from the guvmint tracking system... they don't like it when the citizens escape the implant process, and generally try to track them down and have their dentists rectify the situation...

**LPMiller** · 09-23-2001, 10:38 AM

Don't worry...guru and I worked out those issues. He accepts my moral, physical and intellectual superiority, and I don't call him a frog. It works out well. Well, for me at least, which is all the really matters.

Guru is a former reviewer at PC Insight. He always had neat stuff to review, and while He CLAIMED he had 'contacts', I always just assumed that 'contacts' meant 'mob'.

**g222leav** · 09-23-2001, 11:17 AM

ummmmmm, how did this thread turn into an x-file?

ever notice that simpsons episodes are like G|A threads. the beginning has absolutly nothing to do with the ending, think about it, that makes the simpsons extra funny.

**g222leav** · 09-23-2001, 12:10 PM

i dunno, but they did find bruce willis in 12 monkeys eventhough he pulled out his tooth...

**Devhux** · 09-23-2001, 12:22 PM

Hmm, I was hoping the news wouldn't travel so fast there LPM.

The "former" reviewer for PCinsight is almost true....... but not quite.

....Needless to say, I'm "leaving" PCinsight, but I haven't quite left yet if you know what I mean, as there's still some fancy e-mails that need to be dished out to my "nameless assistant" and my contacts in the mob...err.....field.

From there, we'll see what happens.........

**Markel** · 09-23-2001, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by welfareloser

so your home-birthed boys may be implant-free... hmmm... you may want to give them the tinfoil hats to protect them from the guvmint tracking system... they don't like it when the citizens escape the implant process, and generally try to track them down and have their dentists rectify the situation...

Since my dentist is a personal friend and doesn't do gubmint work, I might be safe. Heh heh.

**LPMiller** · 09-23-2001, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by GuruX
Hmm, I was hoping the news wouldn't travel so fast there LPM.

Italian = Rumor Monger

Why do you think I do the news?

**Sir_Froggy** · 09-23-2001, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by JPR
You're not French Canadian are you? If you are aviod LPM hes not to kind towards the French?

hhahaha

well welcome guru
u can go ahead and point and laff cuz i say a hole bunch of stupid stuff and i have lame jokes and i'm only 14 and I never know wut i'm talking about and...ya thats all i can think of...if there is anything else u can ask someone else

**Devhux** · 09-23-2001, 05:18 PM

Oh I "know" how LP Miller can be with the French. Truth be told, with a last name of "Deveaux," it REALLY made him wonder. I'm actually from Nova Scotia myself, but my ancesters were Acadian.

..but as LP stated, everything's cool between us.... though he's just hiding the fact that I am superior to him..... in everything except his awesome news posts that is. NOBODY can top him for the news.

**Kenas** · 09-23-2001, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel
guru is a guy cuase hes advertising his system specs in his sig
that has proud male ego written all over it

<not that there is anything worng with it,its klewl and all>

Yeah becayse women post their specs.

**welfareloser** · 09-23-2001, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by chosenfool
i vote that this thread be nominated as "the thread with the most spelling errors".

wut yoo sey? :madd:

(git et? eye missspeled the smielei! hoh!)

**Markel** · 09-23-2001, 06:32 PM

ghoti

**Devhux** · 09-23-2001, 06:43 PM

Well, lots of speling erorz hear eh?

I nominate this thread "Most amusing welcome thread"

You guys are amazing.

**~~DoPeY5007~~** · 09-24-2001, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by The Happy Squirrel
guru is a guy cuase hes advertising his system specs in his sig
that has proud male ego written all over it

<not that there is anything worng with it,its klewl and all>

hehehe I was thinking the same thing

Welcome!!!...