Tickets To The Highway Patrol Ball

[K2]

Tickets To The Highway Patrol Ball

A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway
Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and
opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me
tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball."

He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he
realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he
closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

True story from Humboldt County.

[Devhux]

Hmm,did you get that one from the GotApex IRC channel? Somehow I recall seeing that one scroll up.

:p

[K2]

thats cuz i posted it in there too!

[attgig]

HA HA HA

[Markel]

Reminds my of a football game when I was in college. The cheerleaders (girls and guys - I always think it's strange to have guy cheerleaders) were doing some cheer where they would be making up things to cheer about, followed by trying to get everyone to clap in sync with it. It went something like:

"We've got the TEAM" <clap> <clap> <clap>
"We've got the SPIRIT" <clap> <clap> <clap>
"We've got the COACHES" <clap> <clap> <clap>
At which point the guy was having trouble thinking of something else to cheer for, and he said:
"We've got the CLAP" <clap> <clap> <uh-oh>

[attgig]

huh?
I'm lost Markel...
am i just slow?

[pennypinch]

Originally posted by att gig
huh?
I'm lost Markel...
am i just slow?

The clap is another name for, and here my familiarity with various euphamisms for sexually transmitted diseases may fail me, but I believe it's gohnerrea.

[Markel]

Originally posted by att gig
huh?
I'm lost Markel...
am i just slow?

"clap" = slang for gonorrhea
And it was usually used with "the", as in, "He's got the clap."