Tickets To The Highway Patrol Ball
A woman got pulled over for speeding by a California Highway
Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and
opened his ticket book she said, "I bet you're going to sell me
tickets to the Highway Patrol Ball."
He replied, "No, Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he
realized what he had said. Without saying another word, he
closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.
True story from Humboldt County.