newst jokes!

[Sir_Froggy]

ok i got this from a friend


the LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. the president decides to give them a test and releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. the CIA goes in. they place animal informants throughout the forest. they question all plant and mineral witnesses. after 3 months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. the FBI goes in. after 2 weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. the LAPD goes in. they come out 2 hours later with a badly beaten bear. the bear is yelling, "okay! okay! i'm a rabbit!! i'm a rabbit!!"

aahahahahahahha that's hilarious!

[DoPeY5007]

LOL


but isn't it past your bed time???...

[Sir_Froggy]

ya it is sorry

but i got more jokes
(all these and the one above courtesy of Danny)

A blowhard Air Force major was promoted to colonel and received a brand-new office. His first morning behind the desk, an airman knocked on the door and asked to speak to him. After telling him to come in, the colonel felt an urge to impress the young airman, so he picked up his phone and said, "Yes, General, I'll get that to the President immediately. Goodbye, sir."
Then, turning to the airman, he barked, "Now what do you want?"
"Nothing important," the airman said, "I just came to install the telephone."

ahahahahahha get it??


Cook: Do you want me to cut this pizza into six or eight pieces?
Man: You'd better make it six…I don't think I can eat eight.

aahahahahahahahahhhahha
ok last one


A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his appartment and when she opens the door she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. Well, said the blond is angry, while she opens her purse to take out the gun. As she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it". The blonde replies "Shut up, you're next."

ahahahah

[jujubees]

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy
Cook: Do you want me to cut this pizza into six or eight pieces?
Man: You'd better make it six…I don't think I can eat eight.

That sounds like a Yogi Berra quote ...

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

[Markel]

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy

ok i got this from a friend

the LAPD, the FBI...killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.

You forgot the part where they said "the rabbit had it coming."

Newest jokes? http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showth...threadid=28007 (4th post)

[Sir_Froggy]

d'oh!

well the other ones are new i hope?