1. not my ex-boyfriend, but my ex-boyfriend's sisters... if anyone was ever deserving of the epithet "b****," it was those two. they were like the two evil sisters in cinderella, no exaggerating. "no, ryan, you can't have the car tonight to go see your girlfriend... i might want to go out for a soda later." "no, you can't go to the movies... mom wanted me to clean the garage and i dint get around to it. what? you don't want to? i'm going to start crying and tell mom you punched me." etc. this out of an 18 year old and a 14 year old.
2. my old forestry statistics teacher, who is a sad little man who wanted to flunk me on our final project, not because my pothead partner screwed up all the measurements beyond recognition, but because i complained about all the pot smoking and drunken driving going on during the project.
3. my high school english teacher (yep, a nine-year-old grudge!) for giving me an F on my 12-page research paper for "plagiarism." not that he proved it, he just decided that my writing was improbably "highly polished." oh, and he did catch me lifting the highly copyrighted clichee "created in the image of God" from a book that i had used as a reference; therefore, everything he considered suspect was obviously stolen.