Can't wait to move!

[Anck Su Namun]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I can't wait to move!
I am so sick of it here. Why you ask?
How I hate thee, let me count the ways.
I realize compared to afghanistan it's paradise. But I don't like it compared to Cali. Here's why...

Why I hate Southern Maryland

1. Too many trees (just not used to it I guess)
2. It's either boiling hot or freezing cold
3. It rains too damn much
4. Rednecks everywhere (in my area anyway)
5. The rednecks mentioned above all park their dumbass trucks in front of our house blocking the for sale sign.
6. People around here eat too much pork and shellfish (of course any in my mind is too much haha but they eat it by the tons)
7. No good restaraunts!!!!!
8. Nothing to do!!
9. No freeways...just crappy 2 way traffic roads where everyone gets killed
10. No one can drive! They all drive 10 mi/h and ride their brakes.
11. It's dangerously close to DC ( a little over an hour away )
This USED to be a good thing.
12. Our stupid homeowners association won't allow fences so everyone walks through our yard (and rides their bikes!)
13. There isn't anything out of the ordinary. Want organic food? Too bad. But hey, we sell head cheese and hog intenstines! yum yum!
14. No one knows how to do anything. Everyone (esp. the people I work with) are lazy as crap and don't know anything.
15. Southern Maryland accents or should I say "twangs"
Ok I'm done

[ArkiStan]

Hey! come to Cali.

- We only have cool trees (Redwoods and Palm trees).
- The weather's always pleasant.
- It doesn't rain too much (only during winters in the SF Bay Area)
- The only rednecks you'll find here are from sunburns.
- The trucks here are so low that they won't block your signs.
- GOOD RESTAURANTS!!
- Many many freeways(LA).
- Far as you can get from DC.
- Many things out of the ordinary : everytime you think you're getting bored, a rolling blackout comes by and gives a nice change in atmosphere!
- (people are still lazy though...)

[Anck Su Namun]

Originally posted by ucbstan
Hey! come to Cali.

- We only have cool trees (Redwoods and Palm trees).
- The weather's always pleasant.
- It doesn't rain too much (only during winters in the SF Bay Area)
- The only rednecks you'll find here are from sunburns.
- The trucks here are so low that they won't block your signs.
- GOOD RESTAURANTS!!
- Many many freeways(LA).
- Far as you can get from DC.
- Many things out of the ordinary : everytime you think you're getting bored, a rolling blackout comes by and gives a nice change in atmosphere!
- (people are still lazy though...)

haha yea i know i used to live there. and I am going to SD so it would only be palm trees
and yea people are lazy everywhere...but here they don't know or do ANYTHING...except eat pig and crabs.

[YanksFanRy]

May you soon leave your own personal hellhole.

[PuTangClan]

Originally posted by nefertiti
14. No one knows how to do anything. Everyone (esp. the people I work with) are lazy as crap and don't know anything.
15. Southern Maryland accents or should I say "twangs"
Ok I'm done

I take offence to that I live in Southern Maryland when I am not in school at Boston and NO I do not have a southern accent. I am also not lazy and so are the thousands of people that live in MD. Maybe the rednecks that you live near are lazy and stupid but you should not generalize people.

[Anck Su Namun]

Originally posted by PuTangClan


I take offence to that I live in Southern Maryland when I am not in school at Boston and NO I do not have a southern accent. I am also not lazy and so are the thousands of people that live in MD. Maybe the rednecks that you live near are lazy and stupid but you should not generalize people.

I said the ones in my area. In this particular county they sure are.

[ZrEo0]

i was begining to think cali was bad, now im not

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by YanksFanRy
May you soon leave your own personal hellhole.

and prosper in a new hellhole

[Nija]

I love California..

May you move on to another place that is... more to your liking shall we say?.. and may you prosper with the lot of them

Nija

[zenbooty]

Wherever you go, there you are.

[ironchef]

Chill out, go to Bethesda and visit BD's Mongolian BBQ and Maggiono's Little Italy (not quite in Bethesda). Both are awesome restaurants and will make you happy again

Or come down to Alexandria and have dinner with the Chef!

[brainsmile]

I like cali...just bought a house in San Diego... moving in a week! YEAH baby!

[Jihforce]

New house huh? Lucky!!! I need a new job first, then I'll consider the house thing. Haahaa. Oh wait, I might want to get married first too. Damn too much to do...so little time...

[Anck Su Namun]

Originally posted by ironchef
Chill out, go to Bethesda and visit BD's Mongolian BBQ and Maggiono's Little Italy (not quite in Bethesda). Both are awesome restaurants and will make you happy again

Or come down to Alexandria and have dinner with the Chef!

I like Maggiano's. It's pretty ok. I go to the one in Tyson's Corner. But it's an hour and a half away and I have eaten there millions of times.