What are you planning to wear for Halloween?

**brainsmile** · 09-30-2001, 08:34 PM

It's coming up... get your teletubbies outfits early!!!

**ZrEo0** · 09-30-2001, 09:03 PM

maybe i sould dress up like dopey, and bic my head

**The Happy Squirrel** · 09-30-2001, 11:01 PM

im gonna be this kewl ass skull headed warrior dude

my rommie and i wanet shopping at 8pm on halloween night last year and gotgood deals on kewl masks and boney hand and spike and swords and kewl stuff like that

**Leon** · 09-30-2001, 11:01 PM

I'll just be myself:

**Nija** · 10-01-2001, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by Leon
I'll just be myself:

<Nija> can i say, that Leon's wife is friggin HOT!
<overclocked> no, you can't
* Nija is assuming this is his wife
<Nija> http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showth...threadid=31384
<K2`> leon's wife?
<K2`> prolly not
<Nija> maybe it's just the outfit
<Nija>

/me now phear's Leon

Nija

**oblongmelon** · 10-01-2001, 07:36 AM

I dress up every year to pass candy out to the masses of kids that are dropped off near my house. NO COSTUME=NO CANDY FOR THEM.and I don't give candy out to adults, especially the ones who say "my kid is home sick and this is for them".....awwwwww too bad-stay home with your kid then. One year I dressed up like a really skeevy bag lady and went to the aldi store to buy 10 dozen donuts for a party at my brother's house. No one even noticed my blacked out teeth,rolled down stockings,mismatched dirty outfit or black wig,or very badly applied red lipstick that was all over my face-simply because half their clientele looks just like that most of the time.

**topane** · 10-01-2001, 07:48 AM

I'm going as Peter Pan

**brainsmile** · 10-01-2001, 08:10 AM

wolverine`

**oblongmelon** · 10-01-2001, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by topane
I'm going as Peter Pan

OMG.

**Memo** · 10-01-2001, 08:38 AM

I'll probably get a bad ass superman costume and rent a wheelchair.

**welfareloser** · 10-01-2001, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by UT Memo
I'll probably get a bad ass superman costume and rent a wheelchair.

doooohhhhhh....

i will probly wear jeans and a tshirt. i think the plan is to not bother with a costume and just wear a hell of a lot of glow-in-the-dark stuff, which will be more entertaining anyway.

it's all about the candy, mmmmm....

pumpkin-shaped bucket? CHECK!
glow-in-the-dark stuff? CHECK!
learn to say "trick-or-treat?" (wicka-teet is close enough, so...) CHECK!

LET'S DRIVE TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE NEIGHBORHOOD IN TOWN AND GIT OURSELVES SOME CANDY!

**Jihforce** · 10-01-2001, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by Nija

<Nija> can i say, that Leon's wife is friggin HOT!
<overclocked> no, you can't
* Nija is assuming this is his wife
<Nija> http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showth...threadid=31384
<K2`> leon's wife?
<K2`> prolly not
<Nija> maybe it's just the outfit
<Nija>

/me now phear's Leon

Nija

Ok Leon...When in the world did YOU get married and why wasn't I invited???

And why is your 'wife' in a baby suit? Haahaa.

**Grimm** · 10-01-2001, 10:48 AM

I was thinking of going as God this year. The trick is to wear normal street clothes and a loose flanel shirt or wind breaker. Whenever someone says anything about you not being dressed in costume, pull back the shirt/jacket to expose the "Hello My Name is GOD" sticker over your shirt pocket.

Or I could go as Satan. Exact same costume, but the name on the sticker is changed. One problem with this one... they might say "Yes, I know who you are, why didn't you dress up?".

**chrissy** · 10-01-2001, 11:16 AM

EvilCyclops, I would becareful

from the Associated Press.

Woman Dies in Mistaken Rapture...

ARKANSAS CITY (AP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a 20-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when
she saw 12 people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming, 'He's back, He's back,' and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everett Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgian Williams, who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was going to lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said State Trooper Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up and on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released 12 blow-up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who has been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said, "Come back here," just as the Williams' car passed him. Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they passed by him, according to her husband, who said his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.

When asked for comments about the 12 sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

**welfareloser** · 10-01-2001, 11:57 AM

noooooo... really?!?!?!?!?!?!?

wow.

**Burzhui** · 10-01-2001, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by UT Memo
I'll probably get a bad ass superman costume and rent a wheelchair.

that is wrong on so many levels

**Burzhui** · 10-01-2001, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by chrissy
EvilCyclops, I would becareful

.

I remember this story i was racking up.... so how many of you see jesus as a playa, i mean he is a pimp, he has all these women dying over him... as well as some men

**Markel** · 10-01-2001, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by welfareloser
noooooo... really?!?!?!?!?!?!?

No. See http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.htm

From that page:
Origins: This inventive work of fiction was penned and released onto the Internet on 2 August 2001. It was written by Elroy Willis, proprietor of Religion in the News, a site that warns visitors what they're in for: Some of these stories are really true. See if you can figure out which ones they are.

**chrissy** · 10-01-2001, 12:21 PM

Huh, I got that from Nandotimes... funny

oh well,

**ufcrusher** · 10-01-2001, 11:43 PM

Lets see, last year I went as a priest with a strap on hanging out. My woman went as a catholic school girl and kept leaving lipstick marks on the "cock". Who knows what I will do this year.

**Hopper1** · 10-02-2001, 12:01 AM

Condom in the wrapper.

**Grimm** · 10-02-2001, 01:48 PM

Anyone that would mistake me for the real God deserves what they get.

How come when tele-evangelists say "I talk to god, give me all your money" they get paid? But if I did it I would get laughed at, locked in a mental institution, or arrested (posibly more than one)?

**welfareloser** · 10-02-2001, 01:56 PM

i went as a catholic nun when i was seven months preggers. that was entertaining.

**Grimm** · 10-02-2001, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by welfareloser
i went as a catholic nun when i was seven months preggers. that was entertaining.

ROFL

**Burzhui** · 10-02-2001, 02:03 PM

I'll dress up in clothes, stay home and watch some friday the 13th movies, or go to sleep, or maybe if i feeel really wild... i'll post stuff on Got|Apex?

**brainsmile** · 10-02-2001, 02:27 PM

I'm gonna change my mind and become Captain Planet... not

**chrissy** · 10-02-2001, 09:10 PM

There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir:

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as pirate.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir:

Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.

The next day he received a small parcel and a note which read:

Dear Sir:

Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.

Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

**El Scorcho** · 10-02-2001, 09:18 PM

im going as a gam

**Tuvi** · 10-02-2001, 09:19 PM

i am going as a red blood cell and my cousin is going to be a blood clot. yay!

**g222leav** · 10-03-2001, 06:14 AM

i think i'm goin to be chinese for once in my life (j/k)
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i was actually thinking about being kato, i need somebody to be the green hornet though...