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  1. 10-03-2001, 08:39 PM #1
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    Talking Big Fruit

    Today I bought an apple, YES a single apple, that weighed in at 1 2/3 pounds. I brought it home, shined it, and sat admiring it. Then a particular member of my household who purchased me a plastic box for christmas came in and took a huge bite out of it when I was not looking. I was so mad I wanted to smack the crap out of him. Instead I insisted he eat the ENTIRE thing instead of wasting it. Which he did and now he has terrible stomach cramps. (haha eat my apple will ya!)..I told him he is sleeping on the couch tonight-if ya know what I mean.
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  2. 10-03-2001, 08:41 PM #2
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    Hmm so you are calling him a big fruit?
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  3. 10-03-2001, 08:42 PM #3
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    No he's just a big ass. The apple was the big fruit.
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  4. 10-03-2001, 08:43 PM #4
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    I like this post. It's funny...

    I once bought a solitary banana weighing in at 3 pounds. It was a big feller.


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  5. 10-03-2001, 08:44 PM #5
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    <---me poking DF for that.
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    Originally posted by YanksFanRy
    I like this post. It's funny...

    I once bought a solitary banana weighing in at 3 pounds. It was a big feller.
    DUde where did you get a banana that big... i haven't seen any big fruits or vegies since right after Chernobil
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  7. 10-03-2001, 08:49 PM #7
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    I laughed too. I'm just bitchy by nature
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  8. 10-03-2001, 11:24 PM #8
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    if it was a granny smith, that's understandable


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