I'm using "Canadian" because nothing negative is being said about the Canucks, errr, them!
Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President Bush were out walking together one day.
They came across a lantern and a Genie popped out of it. "I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," said the Genie.
The Canadian said, "I am a farmer. My Dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afganistan, so that no infidels and Jews can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afganistan.
President Bush asked, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."