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  1. 10-04-2001, 01:28 PM #1
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    A current twist on an old joke ...

    I'm using "Canadian" because nothing negative is being said about the Canucks, errr, them!

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    Three men, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President Bush were out walking together one day.

    They came across a lantern and a Genie popped out of it. "I will give each of you one wish. That's three wishes total," said the Genie.

    The Canadian said, "I am a farmer. My Dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

    With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

    Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afganistan, so that no infidels and Jews can come into our precious state."

    Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afganistan.

    President Bush asked, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

    The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable."

    President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
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  2. 10-04-2001, 01:32 PM #2
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    When I heard it it was a British Canadian, a French Canadian and an indian native to Canada (I don't remember the tribe).
    Each canadian had a wall built around his part of Canida to keep the other two out. Th Native American said "Fill 'em both with water".

    But I like yours better
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    I heard the same thing with an American, a Jew and an Arab... i love that version
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    K2's gonna get mad...
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  5. 10-04-2001, 02:43 PM #5
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    He has to understand it first...


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  6. 10-04-2001, 03:49 PM #6
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  7. 10-04-2001, 04:55 PM #7
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    G-dub isn't smart enough to think of such a witty response. I like the joke, but the smart and funny George Bush is a bit of a stretch.
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  8. 10-04-2001, 06:36 PM #8
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    how come bush gets 2 wishes..?
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    Originally posted by sho.gun
    how come bush gets 2 wishes..?
    ?? He didn't... He just asked a question the first time. ?
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  10. 10-04-2001, 06:55 PM #10
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    same difference
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    Originally posted by sho.gun
    same difference
    I think the wishes were meant to be on a large scale and something physical, therefore a question with an answer is not a wish. Sheesh.

    George W. Bush DOES infact make witty remarks. Some people need to pay attention more and get past their "wall" that is the (R) in front of his name.

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  12. 10-04-2001, 07:06 PM #12
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    Good questions to ask a genie that doesn't count towards your wish:

    1. What are the winning lotto numbers for the next 10 years?
    2. How do they get the M's on M&Ms?
    3. How long will I live?
    4. Where should I go to find the world's most valuable minerals?
    5. How can I get a free mansion?
    6. How can I meet the love of my life?
    7. How can I be happy?
    8. Can I poke you?
    9. What is the cure for cancer?
    10. What is the cure for all of the world's diseases?
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    Those would be good. I don't know if they would count or not (I am not a genie). I just like to provide feedback (negative or possitive) towards comments.

    Well, since Genies aren't real (closest might be Bill Gates, as he could probably make any person's wish come true. If he can't buy it he will program it with some buggy code so you can virtually have it) you might try http://www.ask.com, because everyone knows Jeeves is the man.
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  15. 10-04-2001, 07:25 PM #15
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    Originally posted by sho.gun
    Good questions to ask a genie that doesn't count towards your wish:

    1. What are the winning lotto numbers for the next 10 years?
    2. How do they get the M's on M&Ms?
    3. How long will I live?
    4. Where should I go to find the world's most valuable minerals?
    5. How can I get a free mansion?
    6. How can I meet the love of my life?
    7. How can I be happy?
    8. Can I poke you?
    9. What is the cure for cancer?
    10. What is the cure for all of the world's diseases?
    Why don't you just ask for all the knowledge in the world... or ask him to give you a book with all the answers to all the problems and questions
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    Originally posted by BrewMaster
    G-dub isn't smart enough to think of such a witty response. I like the joke, but the smart and funny George Bush is a bit of a stretch.
    this sort of response just plain sux

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  17. 10-04-2001, 07:33 PM #17
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    Originally posted by Burzhui


    Why don't you just ask for all the knowledge in the world... or ask him to give you a book with all the answers to all the problems and questions
    because who really likes reading?
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  18. 10-04-2001, 07:34 PM #18
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    Originally posted by Speedfreak
    Well, since Genies aren't real
    you are soooo stupid. Havent you ever seen the movie Aladin?

    I guess you thought that was fake
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    Originally posted by El Scorcho


    you are soooo stupid. Havent you ever seen the movie Aladin?

    I guess you thought that was fake

    I guess he got a wish himself, to have the voice of Robin Williams.
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  20. 10-05-2001, 03:16 AM #20
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    Originally posted by Nanotech9
    K2's gonna get mad...
    Guru is on of dem ppls too....

    /me slowly starts moving towards the wall.. away from the maple leaf people....

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    Originally posted by Nija


    Guru is on of dem ppls too....

    /me slowly starts moving towards the wall.. away from the maple leaf people....

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    Originally posted by El Scorcho


    because who really likes reading?
    I like reading, and most other intelegent people do too.
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  23. 10-05-2001, 10:31 AM #23
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    Originally posted by evilcyclops


    I like reading, and most other intelegent people do too.
    True, but it's ok el scorchio, we can get you a discman with book on cd version of the answers book
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