Osama Bin Laden phoned President Bush and said, "Mr. President, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful, and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Bush asked angrily, "And what was on the banner?"
Osama responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."
Bush said, "You know, Binny, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Kabul, and it was even more beautiful than before the Russian occupation. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."
Bin Laden said, "What was on the banner?"
Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."