Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

**irwin** · 10-04-2001, 10:15 PM

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? DarkFury!

**ChrisMG187** · 10-04-2001, 10:26 PM

Whoa!!! More like "Who found their dad's stash?"

**irwin** · 10-04-2001, 10:32 PM

Um, don't you guys remember 3rd grade? Sheesh.

Song goes like this...
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
*NAME*!
*Name*: Who me?
*others*: Yes, you!
*Name*: Couldn't be!
*others*: Then who?
*Name*: *name2*

**brain** · 10-04-2001, 10:36 PM

Is it just me or are Passwird's posts getting kind of strange...

**jujubees** · 10-04-2001, 10:41 PM

Put down the bong-o

, oh Baron of *Bling* *Bling* ...

And umm ... anyone else find this ironic?

Originally posted by -->freakinfreak<--
Is it just me or are Passwird's posts getting kind of strange...

Okay, time for my nap now ...

**irwin** · 10-04-2001, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by freakinfreak
Is it just me or are Passwird's posts getting kind of strange...

Sorry, but I took a nap this afternoon, so I get to stay up late and make random posts!

**Jenny** · 10-04-2001, 10:54 PM

Okay, I swear, I'm 24! But Passwird, *I* remember that! And when I saw the thread title, I KNEW what it was going to be about! lol I just thought you were going to say the GAM or something. heheheh too funny.

**g222leav** · 10-04-2001, 11:32 PM

actually, i remember that too. we used to sing that on the bus on our way home, i swear our bus driver hated us. we were so loud and obnoxious.

passwird stole the cookie from the cookie jar.......

**Y2J** · 10-05-2001, 12:20 AM

Admittedly I remember this one too

good tune to it too, especially if lots of kids sing "Yes You" and "Then Who"

**Nija** · 10-05-2001, 02:50 AM

I only knew a few people who rode to school in a bus.. and it was short.. and most of them wore helmets....

and i've never heard that song before in my life.. must be a middle of the country/back east thing...
i'm guessing

Nij@

**revil** · 10-05-2001, 03:00 AM

Originally posted by Nija
I only knew a few people who rode to school in a bus.. and it was short.. and most of them wore helmets....

Heh. I've ridden on that bus. Only because It was the fastest way to get home. I guess it was kinda a luxury when your family owns the busses.

**oblongmelon** · 10-05-2001, 03:54 AM

My kids used to do that ALL the way to Canada and BACK every year on vacation. IT'S SOOOO ANNOYING..I say we knock passwird out and slather him with vicks vaporub.

**topane** · 10-05-2001, 05:20 AM

*burps after eating a handful of cookies*

**eSDee** · 10-05-2001, 05:21 AM

Erwin are you regressing?

**irwin** · 10-05-2001, 06:32 AM

Argh. It's Irwin. I'm not some freak. Who would name their kid Erwin?

**welfareloser** · 10-05-2001, 06:45 AM

hehehe... just to make this thread even more random and pointless, here's a loosely translated one we sang in germany when i was a kid... (the reglar type is what the "leader" singes, caps is the part everyone yells out in response...)

where are you?
HERE!
what do you drink?
BEER?
why not champagne?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD!
how many kids do you have?
FOUR!
why not more?
I DON'T GET LAID!

keep in mind that this rhymes... and it went on and on and on... many verses...

very, very common children's song, even the first graders sang it on field trips, and none of the adults ever minded cuz germany wasn't founded by puritans unlike my current location...

**Grimm** · 10-05-2001, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Jenny
Okay, I swear, I'm 24! But Passwird, *I* remember that! And when I saw the thread title, I KNEW what it was going to be about! lol I just thought you were going to say the GAM or something. heheheh too funny.

I'm... even older... and I knew what was up. DF you blew it.

**attgig** · 10-05-2001, 10:51 AM

Hmmm, don't sweat it DF, I've never heard that stuff either....

weirdo songs...:-P

**Markel** · 10-05-2001, 10:57 AM

The next thing you know, Passwird will start leading us all in a chorus of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall...."

**attgig** · 10-05-2001, 10:58 AM

99 bottles of beer!!!!

one fell down, pass it around
(one fell, what the hell)
(oh, and please remind me of the other variations...this was the first one that popped into my head)

98 bottles of beer on the wall...

(you started it

)

**Markel** · 10-05-2001, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by att gig
99 bottles of beer!!!!

one fell down, pass it around
(one fell, what the hell)
(oh, and please remind me of the other variations...this was the first one that popped into my head)

98 bottles of beer on the wall...

(you started it )

The way I always remember it was:
"...you take one down, pass it around, <n-1> bottles of beer on the wall."

where, of course, the <n-1> notation was added after I stopped singing such songs.

**zenbooty** · 10-05-2001, 11:16 AM

Glory, glory hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Met her at the door, with a loaded .44,
and she don't teach no more!

**welfareloser** · 10-05-2001, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by zenbooty
Glory, glory hallelujah!
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Met her at the door, with a loaded .44,
and she don't teach no more!

jeez... i guess your ghetto was more ghetto than my ghetto... i learned the last two verses as:

so i bopped her on the bean, with a rotten tangerine
and the juice came rollin down!

**Markel** · 10-05-2001, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by welfareloser

so i bopped her on the bean, with a rotten tangerine
and the juice came rollin down!

The version I grew up with was close, except we ended with "And her teeth came marching out."

**Burzhui** · 10-05-2001, 11:46 AM

PASSWIRD DID IT!!!! GET HIM!!!

**welfareloser** · 10-05-2001, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by Markel

The version I grew up with was close, except we ended with "And her teeth came marching out."

quite a feat with a rotten tangerine, i must say. got|little league?

**Markel** · 10-05-2001, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by welfareloser

quite a feat with a rotten tangerine, i must say. got|little league?

I think it was to maintain the dignity of the original song by using the "marching" in the final line.

**ironchef** · 10-05-2001, 12:00 PM

we used to sing it similarly to the Booty man.. except we had:

Blew her head off with a magnum .44
and she ain't my teacher no more.

I also fondly remember:

deck the halls with gasoline
fa la la la laa, la la la la
light a match and watch it gleam
fa la la la laa, la la la la
watch your school burn down to ashes
fa la laaa, fa la laa, la la la
aren't you glad you played with matches?
fa la la la laaaa, la la la la

**brainsmile** · 10-05-2001, 12:00 PM

Brainsmile sheepishly puts the stolen cookie back in the cookie jar and apologizes to the G|A group.

he he

**Burzhui** · 10-05-2001, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by Markel

The way I always remember it was:
"...you take one down, pass it around, <n-1> bottles of beer on the wall."

where, of course, the <n-1> notation was added after I stopped singing such songs.

he he he
// courtesy of Burzhui
class Bottles
{
public static void main ( String args [] )
{
int bottle,
count = 99;

while (count != 0)
{

System.out.println ( count + " Bottles of beer on the wall, " + count + " bottles of beer you take one down you pass it around: ");
count --;
}
}
}