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  1. 10-08-2001, 07:42 AM #1
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    Marriage advice for ironchef...

    lets continue what LPM started and give ironchef all our best marriage advice. (not married? who cares, I bet you still have some advice )
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  2. 10-08-2001, 07:59 AM #2
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    What's hers is hers.

    What's yours is hers.

    i have become comfortably numb......
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  3. 10-08-2001, 09:00 AM #3
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  4. 10-08-2001, 09:04 AM #4
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    you're going to put each other in therapy eventually anyway, might as well do it sooner rather than later.
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    DO NOT GET HER A PLASTIC BOX FOR CHRISTMAS-SHE WILL NEVER LET YOU FORGET IT.

    ..and bring her flowers once in a while for no reason at all. You're a smart guy right? I'm sure you don't need any advice. Just do what ya feel is right and You'll have a long happy life.
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  6. 10-08-2001, 10:00 AM #6
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    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,

    marry yourself an ugly wife!!!
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  7. 10-08-2001, 10:25 AM #7
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    Originally posted by MusashiM
    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,

    marry yourself an ugly wife!!!
    I think the person he marries right now is pretty much set. Not much he can do about it...I think
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  8. 10-08-2001, 10:28 AM #8
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    Run!!! Run away while you can!!!
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    Originally posted by evilcyclops
    Run!!! Run away while you can!!!
    I'll have to agree with ol' one eye on this one.
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  10. 10-08-2001, 10:58 AM #10
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  11. 10-08-2001, 11:05 AM #11
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  12. 10-08-2001, 12:33 PM #12
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    Be happy.

    Think before you speak.

    Never compare yourselves to other couples.

    Love each other.

    Best wishes to you both!
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  14. 10-08-2001, 01:57 PM #14
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    The chef and his girlie are gonna do alright. I'm pretty sure she can kick his arse any time any place so he better behave. Know if ya really wanna give him a hard time ask him why he kicked her in the ankle and put her on crutches for three weeks.
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  16. 10-08-2001, 02:49 PM #16
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    Swingers clubs, dude. You know this.
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    DO you see how the women are telling you that you have to watch what you say and how you say it now? you know why... cause anything you say or do, that is outside of their ways is considered to be false

    and if boolean ironchef == false
    TERMINATION will occur
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    Here's a good one - never go to sleep mad!
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  19. 10-09-2001, 08:37 AM #19
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    Originally posted by JPR
    The chef and his girlie are gonna do alright. I'm pretty sure she can kick his arse any time any place so he better behave. Know if ya really wanna give him a hard time ask him why he kicked her in the ankle and put her on crutches for three weeks.
    Hey, you met her, you know she deserved that!
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  20. 10-09-2001, 08:43 AM #20
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    Originally posted by pennypinch
    Swingers clubs, dude. You know this.
    Well duh! That was part of the pre-nup -- "WHEREAS the Groom may be suffering from an over-active sex drive, He shall be granted open admittance to any and all bars, clubs, groups and/or cults which promote the practice of frequent fornication and copious copulation with members of the opposite sex whom He may or may not be lawfully wedded with. Should such an occasion arise, the Groom will not be held accountable for any of his personal actions, unless they be deemed chivalrous and honor-worthy by the Bride."
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  21. 10-09-2001, 08:47 AM #21
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    Thanks, everybody, for all the good wishes. We're shoving off tonight for home and then taking care of last minute stuff, revving up for the coin toss on Saturday afternoon. Then we're taking off for the Caymans on Monday, barring any other of those pleasant national catastrophies, that is! Oughta be a great time.
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