Your turn ons...

**irwin** · 10-12-2001, 04:25 PM

Ah...I bet you all are wondering what a 16-year old's turn ons are.

Turn ons! in no particular order...
-chinese girl (preferably cantonese)
-under 115lbs
-medium length hair
-Some streaks of light brown in their hair (not all of it though, that just looks silly)
-Fluent in cantonese
-Decent fashion sense
-shorter than 5'7"
-white teeth

Turn OFFS!

-dresses in miniskirts and tube tops
-taller than me
-short hair
-hair totally bleached blond
-hella chatty
-smokes
-lower classman (only juniors and seniors for this stud

)

Hmm... I'll think of more later. oh and this stuff doesn't technically "turn me on" but it's stuff I like.

**Jihforce** · 10-12-2001, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by passwird
Ah...I bet you all are wondering what a 16-year old's turn ons are.

Turn ons! in no particular order...
-chinese girl (preferably cantonese)
-under 115lbs
-medium length hair
-Some streaks of light brown in their hair (not all of it though, that just looks silly)
-Fluent in cantonese
-Decent fashion sense
-shorter than 5'7"
-white teeth

Turn OFFS!
-dresses in miniskirts and tube tops
-taller than me
-short hair
-hair totally bleached blond
-hella chatty
-smokes
-lower classman (only juniors and seniors for this stud )

Hmm... I'll think of more later. oh and this stuff doesn't technically "turn me on" but it's stuff I like.

Hey Passwird, there aint NOTHING WRONG with tube tops and miniskirts. Haahaa. Unless they are kinda flat or have no back. Then I can see a problem.

I doubt you'll find many asian girls taller than 5'7 cuz they are kinda rare.

I'm glad to see good old passwird being superficial as most guys I know

*CHEER*

**Nanotech9** · 10-12-2001, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by Jihforce

Hey Passwird, there aint NOTHING WRONG with tube tops and miniskirts. Haahaa. Unless they are kinda flat or have no back. Then I can see a problem.

I doubt you'll find many asian girls taller than 5'7 cuz they are kinda rare.

I'm glad to see good old passwird being superficial as most guys I know *CHEER*

agreed.

on a different note, theres this girl workgin at the back i bank at, and shes really hot, with a little hint of cute, and un-shy enough to actually chat w/ me at the bank while i was depositing the money from my car... i even went to the trouble of reading her nametag and calling her by name, which is something i rarely feel comfortable doing (calling someone by their first name if i dont really know them).

oh well.
and im waiting for my co-worker to hook me up w/ his cousin that was at his wedding. She's hot too

**Jihforce** · 10-12-2001, 04:41 PM

Woops, forgot to post mine:

Turn-Ons:
-Good conversationalist (not a blabber mouth though)
-Smart and knowledgeable
-Good fashion sense...and likes to look good for her man and/or for herself.
-Cute more than beautiful. (yes, there is a difference)
-Doesnt matter what race/background as long as we get along.
-Open-minded
-Cannot weight more than me. Cannot bench press me. Etc...
-Ideally, not taller than me...cuz it'd look weird. But if the girls doesn't care, I guess it wouldn't matter.
-Good sense of humor
-Last, but not least, she gots to be spontaneous and surprise me (in a good way).

Turn Offs:
-Smokes
-Looks AND acts like a slut.
-Sloppy dresser (sometimes its ok to run around in sweats)
-Air-headed
-Selfish
-Too Serious

That's pretty much it

**ChrisMG187** · 10-12-2001, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by passwird
Ah...I bet you all are wondering what a 16-year old's turn ons are.

Turn ons! in no particular order...
-chinese girl (preferably cantonese)
-under 115lbs
-medium length hair
-Some streaks of light brown in their hair (not all of it though, that just looks silly)
-Fluent in cantonese
-Decent fashion sense
-shorter than 5'7"
-white teeth

Turn OFFS!
-dresses in miniskirts and tube tops
-taller than me
-short hair
-hair totally bleached blond
-hella chatty
-smokes
-lower classman (only juniors and seniors for this stud )

Hmm... I'll think of more later. oh and this stuff doesn't technically "turn me on" but it's stuff I like.

You forgot the ears...

**PuTangClan** · 10-12-2001, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Jihforce
Woops, forgot to post mine:

Turn-Ons:
-Good conversationalist (not a blabber mouth though)
-Smart and knowledgeable
-Good fashion sense...and likes to look good for her man and/or for herself.
-Cute more than beautiful. (yes, there is a difference)
-Doesnt matter what race/background as long as we get along.
-Open-minded
-Cannot weight more than me. Cannot bench press me. Etc...
-Ideally, not taller than me...cuz it'd look weird. But if the girls doesn't care, I guess it wouldn't matter.
-Good sense of humor
-Last, but not least, she gots to be spontaneous and surprise me (in a good way).

Turn Offs:
-Smokes
-Looks AND acts like a slut.
-Sloppy dresser (sometimes its ok to run around in sweats)
-Air-headed
-Selfish
-Too Serious

That's pretty much it

My Turn ons:
-Smokes
-Looks AND acts like a slut.
-Sloppy dresser (sometimes its ok to run around in sweats)
-Air-headed

**El Scorcho** · 10-12-2001, 04:50 PM

theres this girl in three of my classes. Fits just about all the criteria above (cept for passwirds: shes not chinese). Shes like perfect

. i dont think ive like ne body as much. N i was about to make my move and today, after school....

i see her with another guy.

Ya know that feeling of somebody JAMMING a knife RIGHT through your heart?... yeah well thats what it felt like

**ChrisMG187** · 10-12-2001, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by El Scorcho
theres this girl in three of my classes. Fits just about all the criteria above (cept for passwirds: shes not chinese). Shes like perfect. i dont think ive like ne body as much. N i was about to make my move and today, after school....

i see her with another guy.

Ya know that feeling of somebody JAMMING a knife RIGHT through your heart?... yeah well thats what it felt like

Ouch... Try making the move and having her not answer you.

**El Scorcho** · 10-12-2001, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by ChrisMG187
Ouch... Try making the move and having her not answer you.

yeah but atleast then you knew...

frankly im too shocked to feel remorse. Its like one day shes there... n then shes not...

**jujubees** · 10-12-2001, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by passwird
-chinese girl (preferably cantonese)
-under 115lbs
-medium length hair
-Some streaks of light brown in their hair (not all of it though, that just looks silly)
-Fluent in cantonese
-Decent fashion sense
-shorter than 5'7"
-white teeth

How many times do I hafta tell ya? I'll get thrown in jail!

**welfareloser** · 10-12-2001, 05:15 PM

dang, i fill most of passwird's criteria...

my turn-ons:

i make him laugh, he makes me laugh, often so hard that we snort uncontrollably
he's intelligent and fun to talk to
he's strong enough to pick me up easily
he's not afraid to tell me how he feels, and vice versa
he kisses my hair and listens to my heartbeat

(yes, i'm a dork, but so what? it gets me good!)

i guess i'll stop there; i could go on forever...

**hapoo** · 10-12-2001, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Jihforce
Woops, forgot to post mine:

Turn-Ons:
-Good conversationalist (not a blabber mouth though)
-Smart and knowledgeable
-Good fashion sense...and likes to look good for her man and/or for herself.
-Cute more than beautiful. (yes, there is a difference)
-Doesnt matter what race/background as long as we get along.
-Open-minded
-Cannot weight more than me. Cannot bench press me. Etc...
-Ideally, not taller than me...cuz it'd look weird. But if the girls doesn't care, I guess it wouldn't matter.
-Good sense of humor
-Last, but not least, she gots to be spontaneous and surprise me (in a good way).

Turn Offs:
-Smokes
-Looks AND acts like a slut.
-Sloppy dresser (sometimes its ok to run around in sweats)
-Air-headed
-Selfish
-Too Serious

That's pretty much it

DITTO, but theres just one thing that can ruin that... A bad personallity. Our personallities MUST match.

**Grimm** · 10-12-2001, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by hapoo

DITTO, but theres just one thing that can ruin that... A bad personallity. Our personallities MUST match.

Why do you tempt me like this Hapoo? Ok, I am NOT going to say anything about it being mutualy exclusive that she not have a good personality and that it must MATCH yours.

Ok, on to me.

Likes:
Inteligent
Athletic build
Short hair
Brunettes

Dislikes:
Stupidity

**BrewMaster** · 10-12-2001, 05:53 PM

Turn ons:
-My Girlfriend.(all of Passwird's excect she's not Chinese and she's super cute). Blonde hair, blue eyes and beautiful! Not to mention she's intelligent, honest (we talk about EVERYTHING) and speaks 3 languages (including Arabic---woohoo!)

Yes fellas, I'm whooped as some like to say, but it's fine with me. She's wonderful!

---My roommate just looked over my shoulder and said he was going to vomit after reading what I just wrote, so this is for him (and anyone else who is ill):

---

**Kim** · 10-12-2001, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by Grimm

Likes:
Inteligent
Athletic build
Short hair
Brunettes

Dislikes:
Stupidity

Wow, too bad I'm not smarter....

**Tuvi** · 10-12-2001, 06:21 PM

haha, i'm like the complete opposite of passwird's turnons except for the decent fashion sense and white teeth part.. hahaha.

my "turn ons"
-smells good
-good voice
-dresses well
-wears nice shoes
-appreciates good food
-has a good hairline
-tall
-can pick me up so i can see over large crowds
-straight teeth
-nice hands and feet
-nice fingernails/cuticles
-good facial structure
-no history/family history of disease
-natural athletic ability
-ability to solve complex problems and think quickly in stressful situations
-likes potatoes in all their forms
-likes cheese

turn offs:
-completely bleached hair
-bad shoes
-bites nails
-wears socks and sandals with shorts

**revil** · 10-12-2001, 06:35 PM

My Turn Ons:
-Evil

**hapoo** · 10-12-2001, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Tuvi
haha, i'm like the complete opposite of passwird's turnons except for the decent fashion sense and white teeth part.. hahaha.

my "turn ons"
-smells good
-good voice
-dresses well
-wears nice shoes
-appreciates good food
-has a good hairline
-tall
-can pick me up so i can see over large crowds
-straight teeth
-nice hands and feet
-nice fingernails/cuticles
-good facial structure
-no history/family history of disease
-natural athletic ability
-ability to solve complex problems and think quickly in stressful situations
-likes potatoes in all their forms
-likes cheese

turn offs:
-completely bleached hair
-bad shoes
-bites nails
-wears socks and sandals with shorts

well, 20 outta 22 ain't bad

**Anck Su Namun** · 10-12-2001, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by jujubees
How many times do I hafta tell ya? I'll get thrown in jail!

Actually, statutory rape is not a crime for women. Unless they have changed it. The law was first past the year I was born, 1981

**Memo** · 10-12-2001, 06:51 PM

Turn Ons
- Brunette (but all girls taken into consideration

)
- Pretty Face
- Attitude (but not bitch)
- Honesty
- NIIIIIIIIICE Ass
- Wholesome but willing to get it on

Turn Offs
- Smoking
- Fat
- Stupidity
- Annoying girls
- Slut
- Toooooo skinny

damn, i've come back and edited 3 times.

**welfareloser** · 10-12-2001, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by Tuvi

-smells good
-good voice
-appreciates good food
-tall
-good facial structure
-ability to solve complex problems and think quickly in stressful situations

ohhh, yeah, i second all of those... and now i have elizabeth arden's "pleasures for men" on the brain...

**hapoo** · 10-12-2001, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by welfareloser

ohhh, yeah, i second all of those... and now i have elizabeth arden's "pleasures for men" on the brain...

Damnit, why am i still single? I'm starting to think i'm too picky.

**Anck Su Namun** · 10-12-2001, 07:02 PM

Ok here's mine...

Turn-ons

1. At least as tall as me (5'10. This is just a preference, I see a cute shorty ever now and then. But dating a short guy might be weird.)
2. Short brown or black hair. The darker the better!
3. In good shape...not too fat or too thin. Also, being built is a major plus.
4. Smells good but doesn't wear gallons of cologne.
5. Has nice features that are well porportioned with his face (I tend to like guys on the pretty side).
6. Has a good sense of humor but not overly perverted
7. Can be both tough and sensitive
8. Not too arrogant or too wimpy
9. Likes animals
10. Appreciates good quality things
11. Doesn't golf

12. Isn't a: mama's boy, macho a$$hole, big mouth or womanizer.
Ok I just eliminated 99% of the male population. Perhaps that is why I am still single

OH! and last but certainly not least...thinks I am the best thing that ever happened to him

Turn-offs

1. Long hair
2. Earrings and necklaces
3. sloppy dresser (the skater types...eeww. gag)
4. overly serious or overly stupid
5. bleached or colored hair
6. bad teeth
7. swimmer's legs

Ok I am done now.

**ChrisMG187** · 10-12-2001, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by nefertiti

3. sloppy dresser (the skater types...eeww. gag)

What's wrong with Skaters?

Originally posted by nefertiti

5. bleached or colored hair

Why?

Originally posted by nefertiti

7. swimmer's legs

You got somethin against swimmers???

**Anck Su Namun** · 10-12-2001, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by ChrisMG187

What's wrong with Skaters?

Why?

You got somethin against swimmers???

Skaters just aren't my type.
Bleached or colored hair seems like a feminine thing to do in my opinion. Unless they are old and covering up some grays. But guys my age...don't like it.
I don't like a guy with smooth legs. Goes back to the feminine thing.
I know they do it to glide in the water or whatever but I still don't like it.

**ChrisMG187** · 10-12-2001, 07:36 PM

Ohhh, well usually we only shave down before a big meet, not for regular stuff like dual or practice. Districts and state only. And then the USA league swimmers do it for regionals and nationals. And olympics if they make it that far. Sometimes they just wear full body suits tho.

**Anck Su Namun** · 10-12-2001, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by ChrisMG187
Ohhh, well usually we only shave down before a big meet, not for regular stuff like dual or practice. Districts and state only. And then the USA league swimmers do it for regionals and nationals. And olympics if they make it that far. Sometimes they just wear full body suits tho.

Well that's good. There is this guy that works at the wellness center at my school (who likes me too haha) and he has really smooth legs. All the time. He says it is cause he swims a lot but sheesh. They are smoother than mine! haha. and I have never seen them NOT that way.

**ChrisMG187** · 10-12-2001, 08:00 PM

Does he hav a really high voice? Maybe he just hasnt hit puberty. Or maybe he has cancer.

**Anck Su Namun** · 10-12-2001, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by ChrisMG187
Does he hav a really high voice? Maybe he just hasnt hit puberty. Or maybe he has cancer.

No he is healthy and in decent shape...but yea he does have kind of a weird voice. not overly high but somewhat. I would hope he has hit puberty though considering he is in his 30's

**Lolita** · 10-12-2001, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by Tuvi
haha, i'm like the complete opposite of passwird's turnons except for the decent fashion sense and white teeth part.. hahaha.

my "turn ons"
-smells good
-good voice
-dresses well
-wears nice shoes
-appreciates good food
-has a good hairline
-tall
-can pick me up so i can see over large crowds
-straight teeth
-nice hands and feet
-nice fingernails/cuticles
-good facial structure
-no history/family history of disease
-natural athletic ability
-ability to solve complex problems and think quickly in stressful situations
-likes potatoes in all their forms
-likes cheese

turn offs:
-completely bleached hair
-bad shoes
-bites nails
-wears socks and sandals with shorts