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    Achieve Greater than 100%

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%. First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.

    How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?



    Begin by noting the following.

    IF:

    A = 1

    B = 2

    C = 3

    D = 4

    E = 5

    F = 6

    G = 7

    H = 8

    I = 9

    J = 10

    K = 11

    L = 12

    M = 13

    N = 14

    O = 15

    P = 16

    Q = 17

    R = 18

    S = 19

    T = 20

    U = 21

    V = 22

    W = 23

    X = 24

    Y = 25

    Z = 26



    Then:

    H A R D W O R K =

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

    Similarly,



    K N O W L E D G E =

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

    But interesting (and as you'd expect),



    A T T I T U D E =

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    .. This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

    But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is



    B U L L S H I T =

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%



    BTW

    T A S T E D =

    20+1+19+20+5+4 = 69
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    Re: Achieve Greater than 100%

    Originally posted by Y2J
    B U L L S H I T =

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%



    Damb now you tell me... I wish I knew that earlier

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    Got|Apex = 88%!

    No wonder I never get anything done!

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    Re: Achieve Greater than 100%

    Originally posted by Y2J
    B U L L S H I T =

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%

    so that's why i get A's on all my papers. i just thought i worked well under pressure.

    H+A+P+O+O=10^1000% in posting


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    2+18+5+23+13+1+19+20+5+18=124%

    Woohoo!

    But I guess that doesn't make me exempt from potato peeling should the need arise....

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    Z+r+E+o+0=64
    hmmmm, im not so high

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    S+A+N+D+Y=63
    hmmmmm, 63 and 64, added up its 127. 27 is one of my luckey #'s

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    GOTMILK = 87

    I think thats close enough

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    145 baaabeeee!!!!
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    hmm, my brain calculates that my name is 66%. i want to know where the other 6 is.

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    PUTANGCLAN:

    16+21+20+1+14+7+3+12+1+14= 109%

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    Originally posted by psycho-
    145 baaabeeee!!!!

    Oops..I guess I should mention that it's my nickname psychokid...hehehe
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    2+18+1+9+14+19+13+9+12+5 = 102%
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    Originally posted by DarkFury

    Bzzzzz...Nope Only "legit" G|A names count here.

    Your score is 86% Thank you for playing... we have some WONDERFUL parting gifts for you...

    [img]http://communities.msn.com/_Secure/0NgAAALcTViAvHLyrZj!WjU7JEAiXZSxUtg6mvMmqne*iiXAOpM40Yy5xpo5NipMLLKLhzwpoHfVeDMCBy!I*oQ/potatopeeler.jpg[/img]

    (just kidding... I just had to do that.)

    Ooohh.....potatoes.... *drool*
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    Originally posted by DarkFury

    Bzzzzz...Nope Only "legit" G|A names count here.

    DF, how do you define "legit" G|A names?

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