10 Guaranteed to get at least a little something in
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave
6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and
2. Less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door....