Yo Mama so stupid, that when you told her to take out the trash, she took your dad out on a date.
Yo Mama like a bag of chips: Free-to-Lay!
Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.
... and the list continues...
Da "Yo Mama" Thread
Yo Mama so stupid, that when you told her to take out the trash, she took your dad out on a date.
Yo Mama like a bag of chips: Free-to-Lay!
Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.
... and the list continues...
Yo mama's so stupid...she was playing craps and shot a hole in the toilet!
potato gun + marshmallow gun = FLAMING MARSHMALLOWS OF DOOM!!!!!
-Welfareloser
4/13/05
Time to switch to AMD now I guess... (just kidding... )
-Darkfury
5/23/05
I don't think this'll stop anything though - the better you idiot-proof a system, the more impressive the idiot becomes.
-ShawnLee
5/30/08
You momma is so fat that when she hauls a$$, she has to make 2 trips.
[al bundy] Your momma is so stupid, she gave your uncle a Blow Job because he said it would help his unemployment [/al bundy]
~~~~~~~~~~~~
3 days ~ Willie Nelson
3 days I dread to see arrive
3 days I hate to be alive
3 days filled with tears and sorrow
yesterday today and tomorrow
Your mamma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
i have become comfortably numb......
Yo mama's so stupid, when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop.
If uglyness were a record, yo mama would be triple platnum in minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama's so greasy she glides when she walks
Yo mama's so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama's so stupid, she mailed a letter using a food stamp
Yo mama's so fat, she whistles bass
Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Shall we buy a new guitar?
Shall we drive a more powerful car?
Let's get off the mom's, I just got off yours!!
Yo moma so stupid, she ain't got no fingers talkin' 'bout "I'm gonna press charges"
Yo moma so stupid, she got eyes in her butt talkin' 'bout "I can't see squat"
Yo moma so fat, she jumped off a starburst candy and busted her head open.
Everybody is ignorant, only at different subjects. — Will Rogers
yo mommas so dumb she thought menopause was the button on the vcr
yo mommas so dumb she triped over a cordless phone
yo mommas so fat she jumped down the grand canyon and got stuck
your mommas like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows
DISCLAIMER: At any given time my grammar and/or spelling may be incorrect
-all of your mom are belong to me
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Yo'momma so ugly zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!
Yo'momma so ugly when she was born the windows in her incubator were tinted.
Yo'momma so ugly when she goes to the beach the tide won't come in!
Yo'momma so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo'momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo'momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo'momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo'momma so fat she shows up on radar.
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Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wore her Malcolm X T-Shirt a helicopter tried to land on her!
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach no one else gets a tan!
Yo mama's so dark, when she goes to night school the teacher marks her absent!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor didn't know which end to slap!
You're so ugly, when you were born and the doctor saw you, he slapped yo mama!
Last edited by zenbooty; 10-24-2001 at 07:54 AM.
Common sense is what tells you the Earth is flat.
And of course the requisite:
Yo mama's so fat, she got little fat mamas in her gravitational orbit!
Yo Mama is so fat, when she was in school she sat next to EVERYBODY.
HAW HAW!!1Originally posted by pennypinch
And of course the requisite:
Yo mama's so fat, she got little fat mamas in her gravitational orbit!
TBG
Up above
aliens hover
making home movies
for the folks back home,
of all these weird creatures
who lock up their spirits,
drill holes in themselves
and live for their secrets
yo mama's so ugly she gotta sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
yo mama's so ugly, rice crispies don't even talk to her
yo momma's house is so small, i stuck the key in the door and stabbed 3 people.
yo mama's so small, she could hanglide on a dorito
yo mama's so fat when she wears red kids say "hey kool-aid!" to her.
"Cynicism is knowing the price of everything and the value of nothing."
-Oscar Wilde
yo mama is so ugly she made stevie wonder do a double take(hahaha!)
yo mamma's so ghetto her roaches got roaches
Yo mama so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
yo momma is so black when she eats tootsie rolls she has to wear white
gloves so she don't bite her fingers off.
Yo mama's so stupid she told me to meet her on the corner of Walk and Dont Walk.
yo momma so ugly, i pushed her face in some dough to make gorilla cookies.
yo momma so fat, when the bitch go to the beach people try to push her back
in the water.
"Cynicism is knowing the price of everything and the value of nothing."
-Oscar Wilde
Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Your mama's so fat, your dad had to roll over twice to get off of her
Your mama's so nasty, she gave crabs to the beach
Your mama's so fat when someone yells cool-aid, she comes crashing through the wall
Your mama's so fat her BVDs spell out Boulevard
Disclaimer - The above opinion should not be taken as medical advise. My only advise is to talk to your doctor. If you are stupid enough to take anything I say seriously, you have nobody to blame for your cranio-anal inversion but your stupid self.
I may not be smart enough to do everything but I am dumb enough to try anything. - Beastboy.
Whats yo mama and a back of cheetos have in common?
Both leave my fingers orange and cheesy when im dont wit em.
I needed to use a vacuum cleaner on your mom cause her carpet was so dirty.
...
these had me rollin on the floor... i gotta remember emOriginally posted by StonedWheat
yo momma so ugly, i pushed her face in some dough to make gorilla cookies.
yo momma so fat, when the bitch go to the beach people try to push her back
in the water.
...
yo mama so stupid it takes her an hour to make Minute Rice.
Call me Fleet Admiral §pêêЃrêák™! Go get me some coffee.
CoolSpeed
Yo momma so fat she wears a vcr for a beeper
YO momma so fat her belt size is equator
yo momma so short she could sit on the curb and swing her legs
yo mommas teeth so yellow when smiles traffic slows down
yo momma so stupid she thinks eyeball is a sport
yo momma so stupid when i took her to the YMCA she said "look they spelled macys wrong"
bwa ha ha ha!
Yo mamma so ugly, Anne Heche went straight.
lpmiller
Chief News Editor
Nobel Prize Nominee
Reverend in the Universal Life Church
Once Shot A Man For Snoring Too Loud
Way Too Lazy To Change His Signature
"The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference." - Calvin and Hobbes
*ahem*
Yo mama is my mama
/me steps off the podium and take off running
Yo mama's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so fat, Willy freed her.
Yo mama so stupid she hops the turnstile when she gets off the train.
Yo mama so fat, after sex you can roll over 3 times and you're still on her.
Yo mama so fat i have to take a bus and two trains to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, i known her all my live and I still haven't seen all off her.
Yo mama so old she has IOU's from moses.
Yo mama so old she learned to drive on a brontosaurus.
yo mama is so black, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on.
yo mama's so black that when the cops shot at her last night, the bullets had to come back and ask for directions.
yo mama's so black, she could get a job as a hole
yo mama's so black she sweats coffee.
yo mama's so black she got a part-time job as a shadow.
yo mama's so black she could leave fingerprints on coal.
yo mama's so black when she goes to night school they mark her absent.
yo mama's gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
yo mama is so white, she powers her own solar vehicle.
Your Mom is so white, she has General Electric stamped on her forehead.
yo mama is so white she sweats bleach.
yo mama is so white she craps flour
yo mama is so white she makes Barry Manilow look like Barry White.
yo mama is so white that Albinos make fun of her
yo mama is so white, when the cops shoot at her, the bullets come back and ask for sunglasses.
yo mama is so white, she scares ghosts.
yo mama's is so poor that your still on layaway
yo mama's is so poor I walked in her house and her cat triped me and her mouse took my money
yo mama's is so poor, she borrows money from homeless people.
yo mama's is so poor that her tv only has two channels. ON AND OFF
yo mama's is so poor that i walked in the front door and tripped over the back gate
yo mama's is so poor, for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.
yo mama's is poor i saw her putting a penny down the drain i said what ya doin she said payin the rent
yo mama's is so poor that in her neighborhood a rainbow appears only in black and white.
yo mama's is so poor she got married for the rice.
yo mama's is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her "Hey, did you lose a shoe?". She said "No, I found one!"
yo mama's is so poor she can't even pay attention.
yo mama's is so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
yo mama's is so poor she can't afford free samples at the local Pathmark!
yo mama's is so poor, she cant kill the roaches because they pay her rent.
yo mama's is so po' she can't afford the 'or'
yo mama's is so poor she had to put her cardboard box on a second mortgage.
yo mama's so poor I walked in her front door and went out the back.
yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
yo mama's so poor she drives a peanut.
yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
yo mama's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
yo mama's so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
yo mama's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
yo mama's so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
yo mama's so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
yo mama's so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Your Mom is so stupid she made a bid on eBay without checking the sellers feedback profile.
Your Mom is so stupid, your dad said,"I wanna eat your pussy." So she barbecued her cat.
Your Mom is so stupid that when she discovered her distributor was 180 degrees out, she had you hold it while she turned the car around!!
Your Mom is stupid she jumped out a window and went up!
Your Mom is so small she jumped off match box and commited suicide
this website is so stupid, i ought to k*** every single one of you for making it
You people are so stupid you actually think these jokes are funny
Your Mom is so stupid she robbed a bank for common sense.
Your Mom is so stupid she forgot the recipe to make ice cubes.
Your Mom on a stick, twirling around.
Your Mom is so stupid, she mailed a letter using a food stamp!
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
Your Mom is so stupid she could't even pass a blood test.
Your Mom is so stupid she told me this joke and thought it was hilarious.
Your Mom is so stupid she got lost in the desert and froze to death
Your Mom is so stupid that she eats monopoly and craps connect four
Your Mom is so stupid she locked her self in side the car
Your Mom is so stupid she tried to shake hands with a palm tree.
Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Your Mom is so stupid she didn't know what a tripple humbucker with two-way switching and a floyd rose double locking tremolo was.
Your Mom is so stupid she thought she needed a token to get into soul trian
Your Mom is so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny.
Your Mom is so stupid she brought her car back cause there were no gloves in the glove compartment
Your Mom is so stupid she said she couldn't afford a free car wash
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought the "W" on the Periodic Table stood for water.
Your Mom is so stupid, she brought a ladder to a Giants game!
Your Mom is so stupid she attatched 16 Mb of RAM into the 4916 PORT instead of her motherboard
Your Mom is so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob!
Your Mom is so stupid she brought a remote to the movies!
Your mom is so stupid she got locked in Mc Donalds and lost 150 pounds.
Your Mom is so stupid she couldn't get over the self-portrait she saw every time she walked into the bathroom.
Your Mom is so stupid she sold her tv to buy a video
Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of the window ironing the curtain
Your Mom is so stupid, she thinks the spirit realm is a basketball team!
Your Mom's so stupid she can only count to twenty if she's barefoot!
Your Mom is so stupid she drove to her car.
Your Mom is stupid she got locked inside food store and starved to death.
Your Mom is so stupid, she thinks you're smart!
Your Mom is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the tape deck!
Your Mom is so stupid she got locked inside a motorcycle!
Your Mom is so stupid she thinks wreslting is real!
Your Mom's so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Your Mom's so stupid that she traded her car for gas money!!
Your Mom is so stupid, when I look into her eyes, I see the back of her head.
Your Mom's so stupid, when you were a baby she only changed your diaper once a month, because on the box it said "Good for up to 15 pounds".
Your Mom's so stupid, she got stabbed in a gun fight.
Your Mom is so stupid, she returned her car because she couldn't get closed captioning for the radio!
Your mom is so stupid; she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
Your Mom is so dumb she stared at the orange juice carton for five hours because it said 'concentrate'
Your mom's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
Your mom is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window!
Your mom is so stupid she got strangled by a cordless phone.
Your mom is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Your mom is so stupid when she robbed the store, she came out with a receipt.
Your mom is so stupid, she went to pick up your sister at the airport and saw a sign which said, "Airport Left", so turned around and went home.
Your Mom is so stupid she installed an ejection seat in a helicopter
Your Mom is so stupid she threw a ball in the air and missed.
Your Mom is so dumb she took a screwdriver and a sheet of paper and said, "I feel like eating a jelly donut."
Your Mom's so stupid she thinks having an ugly-ass kid like you was her greatest achievement!
Your Mom's so dumb, she fell out of the tree raking leaves.
Your Mom's so stupid; you come in and say it's chilly outside, she'll run out with a spoon!
Your Mom's so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
Your Mom's so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Your Mom's so stupid she tried to knock a bird off the cliff!
Your Mom's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
Your Mom's so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Your Mom's so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Your Mom's so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Your Mom's so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Your Mom's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Your Mom's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Your Mom's so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Your Mom's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Your Mom's so stupid, she had you!!
Your Mom's so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Your Mom's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Your Mom's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a money back refund.
Your Mom's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Your Mom's so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Your Mom's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Your Mom's so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.
Your Mom's so stupid she clicked on an Ad Banner!
Your Mom's so stupid she saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so the bitch went home.
Your Mom's so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Your Mom's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Your Mom's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Your Mom's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Your Mom's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Your Mom's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Your Mom's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Your Mom's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Your Mom's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Your Mom's so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Your Mom's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Your Mom's so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Your Mom's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Your Mom's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Your Mom's so stupid she stole free bread.
Your Mom's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Your Mom's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Your Mom's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your Mom's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Your Mom's so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Your Mom's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Your Mom's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Your Mom's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Your Mom's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
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