I want a girl to rub my fro....

**Speedfreak** · 10-30-2001, 10:48 PM

Hey, Dark... Can you help me out with that?

**g222leav** · 10-30-2001, 10:51 PM

i seriously hope that you didn't "just now" noticed that...

**Speedfreak** · 10-30-2001, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by g222leav
i seriously hope that you didn't "just now" noticed that...

Oh, definately not. I just though of the idea of how nice it would be.

**Speedfreak** · 10-30-2001, 11:01 PM

Artist: cake (ft. Speedfreak)
Title: Short Skirt/Long Jacket/Rub Fro (Remix)

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,
I want a girl who knows what's best,
I want a girl with shoes that cut,
and eyes that burn like cigarettes.

I want a girl with the right allocations,
Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack.
She's playing with her jewelry,
She's putting up her hair,
She's touring the facility
and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket to rub my fro.

I want a girl who gets up early, (gets up early!)
I want a girl who stays up late, (stays up late!)
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape.

With fingernails that shine like justice,
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass,
She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack.
She's touring the facility
and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket to rub my fro.

(na na na na.....)

I want a girl with the smooth liquidation, (smooth liquidation!)
I want a girl with good dividends, (good dividends!)
At city bank we will meet accidentally, (meet accidentally!)
We start to talk when she borrows my pen.

She wants a car with a cup holder-arm rest,
She wants a car that will get her there.
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen,
She's trading her MG for a white, Chrysler LaBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket to rub my fro.

(na na na na na.....)

**Speedfreak** · 10-30-2001, 11:23 PM

I want a girl who gets me off early, (gets me off early!)
I want a girl who gets me off late, (gets me off late!)
I want a girl with a nice set of hooters,
So I can play the drums, while I eat her cake.

[edit]Ok, topane.

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**MusashiM** · 10-30-2001, 11:37 PM

I thought the fro rubbing perks came with being an Admiral and all... especially an Admiral LOWER HALF...

**MusashiM** · 10-31-2001, 12:01 AM

oh, wow... that can be interpreted in so many different ways!!!

**BrewMaster** · 10-31-2001, 12:28 AM

so many inuendos, so little time.

**topane** · 10-31-2001, 05:31 AM

Originally posted by Speedfreak
So I can play the drums, while I eat my cake.

"Eat her cake"?

**Speedfreak** · 10-31-2001, 08:49 AM

Pie did not rhyme.

**Speedfreak** · 10-31-2001, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by DarkFury
Ummm...ok?

Well, if your a "white guy" with a "fro" (ala Fletch) and an Admiral lower half... Well, I'm sure you can get some girl to rub your fro too!

Yep. I get a big ole fro when my hair is long. I have really curly hair and it just stays in a ball as it grows.