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  1. 10-31-2001, 06:43 AM #1
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    It was a dark and scary night.. (new Halloween-only keep it rolling!)

    (ok, no crapping on this cuz it's not part of the other keep it rolling which we all know and love.. this is a one day only story, after which we can return to our regularly scheduled programming!)

    .. and while composing the news for the next day, LPM heard a terrible noise outside his window.
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  2. 10-31-2001, 06:54 AM #2
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    he grabbed his trusty free maglight and headed towards the window to peer out...just when...
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    A staples representitive arrived. LPM reluctant to open the door for him, opened his window instead. The Staples rep said....
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.
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  4. 10-31-2001, 07:09 AM #4
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    "Stop posting all of our coupon codes or you'll bankrupt us!!!" Right behind the Staples rep. was an Office Depot representitive dressed as satan holding a copy of the infamous $20 off of a $20 purchase coupon in his hand.
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  5. 10-31-2001, 07:11 AM #5
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    LPM shut the window in fear, but as he turned back into his living room there was a shadow on the wall shaped like...
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    a horrible misshapen troglodyte... but no, he turned around to find that it was apex, dressed as...
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  7. 10-31-2001, 07:17 AM #7
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    a pixie.... apex said to LPM...
    Am I alone here? Is that it?
    Am I the only one who sees.

    Maybe we can learn to be just like him.
    Wear a little uniform.
    Yes, sir.
    No, sir.
    Thank you, sir.
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  8. 10-31-2001, 07:27 AM #8
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    …that dang Pixie again, who said “Stop posting more lyrics than news!” As LPM began digging a hole, to bury his head in, he discovered…
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    China, but as he was looking at all of the people walking upside he realized it wasn't China, it was....
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  10. 10-31-2001, 07:38 AM #10
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    The unfortunate bowels of what the previous satan described as "Deals Hell". Fearing for his life, and the safety of his Office Depot and Staples coupon stash, he dashed off and found ...
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  11. 10-31-2001, 09:13 AM #11
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    a deal on a treasure chest so he could bury the coupons to be safe for ever. The only thing stopping him was.....
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  12. 10-31-2001, 09:20 AM #12
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    ....Leon, who said that the deals can NEVER be buried! Leon took them and ran down the street, dodging cars and black cats. LPM took off after him, with the Staples & Office Depot reps and Apex chasing after him! They were all just about to turn the corner when...
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    the pixie-who was actually passwird in his peterpan halloween outfit, crossed the street and was yelling for LP to "wait up"..but with a look of terror in his eyes...
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    because the government was chasing him down for money laundering, and he knew that the Staples and OD reps were.....

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    bribing the government officials with free scanners... At that exact moment, on the other side of town, Passwird...
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    ...was sniffing the glue out of the bottle he bought trying to get his latest OD order over $75.00 when he saw...
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    the best deal ever, but he was too stoned to read the full message. He was so anxious to get in on the deal that he...
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    found someone on ebay to transfer money to via paypal so that they could do the deal for him! But, the other person turned out to be...

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    ...wet his pants in exitement. He had to stop sniffing glue, but this was just to hard for him, because....
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    ...he glued the tube directly to his nose. things were getting pretty desparate just as.....
    i have become comfortably numb......
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    he realized that he was so entirely stoned that the last 3 posts didn't make much sense to him..so he crossed back over to the other side of the street and entered the cybercafe where he saw...
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    number of off topic postings. Believing now that all was good and the coast clear...
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    everybody had to stop and admire DF's home made truck grill. After much oohing and aahing out from under the truck popped the OD and staples reps. They were yelling...
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    GAM..........GAM................GAM........TAKE US TO YOUR GAM......

    well this really......
    i have become comfortably numb......
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    Passwird. And although Passwird is small...his bling bling blinded DF, even through his pimp shades. However, Passwird, coming out of his glue high realized who he was protecting and...

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    tried to get out of the way, but before he knew it he felt the pain of the "pimp stick" hitting him on the side of the head. Passwird knew he had to get DF's way or he'd end up being one of his bitches, so he...
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    ...ran behind Leon's stack of pr0n tapes and...
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