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    Best Standup Comedians Ever

    In no particular order, I can think of:

    Eddie Murphy
    Richard Pryor
    Sam Kinison
    Dennis Leary
    Chris Rock
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    Bill Cosby! is by far the funniest stand up comedian ever. You ever seen his stuff from the early 80s? it's hilarious.

    Dennis Leary and Juan Villareal are good too.

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    Jerry Seinfeld
    Dane Cook
    Lewis Black
    Chris Rock
    Eddie Murphy
    Dennis Leary
    Dennis Miller

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    Number 1 on my list

    BERNIE MAC, he's funny as phuk

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    Originally posted by gotmilk
    Number 1 on my list

    BERNIE MAC, he's funny as phuk
    yep. bernie is pretty damn funny.

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    Billy Connelly (The Big Yin)
    George Carlin
    Bill Cosby
    Dane Cook(my personal fave is when he does the big koolaid guy )
    Chris Rock

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    Anyone ever heard of John Pinette? This guy is damn funny. He is a big guy:



    Knowing that... listen to this sample concerning Halloween:



    John Pinette - Halloween
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    i like most of the stuff on premium blend except the host/s they are always lame

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    John Pinette kinda gets on my nerves. He reminds me too much of Louie Anderson, and that guy sucks!

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    Originally posted by Speedfreak
    Anyone ever heard of John Pinette? This guy is damn funny. He is a big guy:



    Knowing that... listen to this sample concerning Halloween:



    John Pinette - Halloween
    OMG THAT IS WILD! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Sam Kinison Oh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Originally posted by topane
    Sam Kinison Oh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    HELL YA!!! That was the best.
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    I watched that Bernie Mack show last night-it was dumb.

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    Chris Rock
    Carlos Mencia
    Rita Rudner
    Dennis Leary
    George Carlin
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    George Carlin( In his early days, before he got political)
    Robin Williams( Occasionally)
    Eddie Murphy ( Always)

    A few from Saturday Night Live ( I can't remenber their names)

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    Originally posted by oblongmelon
    I watched that Bernie Mack show last night-it was dumb.
    Obby no offense but your thread about all those great comedies(Something About Mary, Billy Madison, etc) being dumb means you are either A. too smart for your own good or B. can't recognize a good comedy when you see one. Either way, I think you probably aren't the greatest judge for comedies. I thought the Bernie Mac show was pretty good. Much better than many other "comedies" named after the star of the show.

    DarkFury, I should have known you wouldn't forget Mr. Robin Harris. He is my favorite as well. I had a tape of his that had two concerts on it, one on each side. To this day I still don't think I have heard anything funnier.

    A close second is Carlos Mencia. Then:

    Chris Rock
    Dave Attell
    Dave Chappelle

    Honorable Mention: Louis CK
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    Originally posted by gotmilk
    Number 1 on my list

    BERNIE MAC, he's funny as phuk
    DAMN STRAIGHT

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    Chris Rock
    Chris Tucker
    Jim Carey
    and that dead fat guy.....can't remember his name... sorry


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    Bill Cosby
    Eddie Murphy
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    Originally posted by K2

    and that dead fat guy.....can't remember his name... sorry
    YOU BETTER BE SORRY its Chris Farley
    Last edited by spigidygak; 11-15-2001 at 11:29 PM.

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    Chirs Farley sucked...
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    Originally posted by brainsmile
    Chirs Farley sucked...
    Bite your tongue Chris Farley was the man. Although I don't remember him doing much standup.
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    Originally posted by brainsmile
    Chirs Farley sucked...
    I second that motion.. I never thought he was that funny.

    I don't really have any favorites... I like Bill Cosby (the funniest man without cussing :-D) Richard Pryor, christ tucker, robin williams, carrot top, Peanut!!! (don't remember the puppeteers name) ther are a bunch od ppl i like. Anyone that can make me laugh a lot, to almost crying, I like...

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    nobody mentioned him

    let me clarify for you younguns'
    Last edited by attgig; 11-16-2001 at 09:42 AM.

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    Yes, gallegher is really funny. Dead fat guy, hmmm..... Chris Farley or John Candy? ...

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    Bill Hicks
    George Carlin
    Richard Pryor
    Lenny Bruce
    Larry Miller
    Sam Kinison
    Steven Wright
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    Who remembers when "Comedy Central" used to be just "The Comedy Channel" and they'd play 1-3 minute "videos" of stand-ups for like, 20 hours of their 24 hour daily schedule? That channel was so much better before they actually created real shows and stuff.
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    Well if you are ever lucky enough eo catch Doug Stanhope...you are a lucky person. I have aben a huge fan of Carlos Mencia, D. Chappelle, R. Pryor, E. Murphy, and R. Harris, etc. But this guy makes me laugh so hard that I almost shat myself peep this small piece of one of his routines.

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    Originally posted by zenbooty
    Who remembers when "Comedy Central" used to be just "The Comedy Channel" and they'd play 1-3 minute "videos" of stand-ups for like, 20 hours of their 24 hour daily schedule? That channel was so much better before they actually created real shows and stuff.
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    There's a rather new up-n-coming stand up artist called Ralph Harris. He is one of the funiest tory tellers I have ever seen. He has a special on Comedy Central and I have also seen him at Cobb's Comedy Club in SF. He is just amazing. Watch out for this guy!!

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