These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they
arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was.
The first guy says "It's gotta be the booze, I'm always drunk " The Devil
decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing but shelves of
every kind of alcohol you could dream of. The guy's thinking, "Yeah! Look at
all this alcohol!" and runs into the room.
The second guy says, "It's the women I could never stay faithful to my
wife." The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking
naked women that you have ever seen And, he would be the only guy in there
for 100 years. He couldn't believe it. He goes in and the Devil shuts the
The third man said "It's gotta be the weed, I'm always tokin' up" The Devil
opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot tall, icky,
sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death weed. The stoner
can't believe it.He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to
the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him
One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three men.
He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an empty
bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or showered in
years, and is covered in his own puke. "I'll never drink again!", he says.
The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to give
him a second shot at life.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even
faster than when he went in "I'm gay!" he screams. The devil decides that at
least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him another chance as
The devil then comes to the third door, He opens it and nothing has changed.
The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was 100 years ago.
The devil asks him if he learned anything. The stoner turns around as a tear
rolls down his cheek. "You got a light, Man."