Office Fun

[hoey222]

may be a repost...

keep your cow-orkers guessing.

All dares must be performed for an unsuspecting co-worker.
(Proceed at your own risk)
1 Point Dares
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Ignore the first five people who say good morning to you.
3) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
4) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
3 Point Dares
1) Leave your zipper open until someone points it out and say, "Sorry, I
really prefer it this way."
2) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
3) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled
fingers.
4) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
5 Point Dares
1) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
2) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually break out in song).
3) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you
hear that? What? Never mind, it's gone now"
4) Walk into the office of someone you don't know and, while they watch you
with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

have fun

[topane]

Originally posted by hoey222
4) Walk into the office of someone you don't know and, while they watch you
with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

Just did that, I told them it was to help the email server clear its queue. I don't think they believed me.

[spigidygak]

Bahahaha, nice. Oh man that woke me up I'm still laughing my ass off.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by hoey222
5 Point Dares
1) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

just did that, freaked out my female coworker, she asked what are you doing, i said I'm drinking

[Cheesypuff]

that was good times!!! rofl

[ZrEo0]

i dont have an office to do this in

[Thunder]

[leemaj]

hahaha cant wait till i get a job....5 more years to go!

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by hoey222
may be a repost...

keep your cow-orkers guessing.

my COW-orkers huh? typos suck. (c)DarkFury

anyway these sound funny. especially leaving your fly down. oh wait until Monday in the lab....

[EdtheSped]

I've already been reprimanded for sending samples of Depends, KY Jelly, and Hair Restoration Group literature to my boss and fellow co-workers. My boss thought it was kind of funny, but one of my co-workers was fighting mad over the depends, I must have touched on a sore spot. I also signed the owner at my previous job up numerous off of the wall stuff including a Herpes newsletter, all to be received at the office of course. All of those freebies come in handy.