Thanksgiving Only keep it rollin'

[oblongmelon]

"I was up at the crack of dawn, chopping,slicing,dicing,and drinking gallons of coffee to keep awake..the relatives were coming and this was supposed to be a perfect dinner..Just as I looked out the window..I saw...

[Jenny]

...so I ran around screaming like a turkey about to get it's head chopped off when all of a sudden there was a knock on the door. I stopped screaming, went to the door, and there stood...

[theHNIC]

a 500 pound turkey, ready to cause havok. When out the blue comes running....

[BrewMaster]

John Madden's six-legged turkey from the Thanksgiving day game. With six legs this turkey was so fast. Luckily the turkey brought with him...

[Jenny]

his friends Mr. Stuffing, Ms. Gravy & Mr. Potato Head. They all graciously said, "Go ahead. Eat us if it will make you feel better." So I opened the drawer and pulled out a ...

[BrewMaster]

carving knife, a fork, and a slab of butter and went to town on the food crew. DF came in and excalimed...

[Speedfreak]

.. "Need any help?" "I'll take care of the potatoes if you want, I do it all the time."

[BrewMaster]

so DF dove head-first into Mr. (mashed) Potato Head and brought Mr. Gravy in with him. Just as DF was finishing the last of the spuds, he...

[Jenny]

sat up and yelled, "Milk! I need milk!" Just then, there was another knock on the door. DarkFury answered it and it was (yeah, yeah, shut up) gotmilk and he was yelling, "I have what you need!" DarkFury, scared out of his mind by now, turned and ...

[BrewMaster]

jumped in his new pimped out Dakota and drove off to...

[Luxykin007]

Ran to go wake up Luxykin007 (who was up until 3:00am play OFP the night before) he said "Daaaayyyyyum, we got a situation sarge... grab yo gat we goin' rat ah tat tat on some gotmilk foo" So together they....

[BrewMaster]

skipped merrily back to the scene. the two busted in singing...

[Luxykin007]

"alllll I want for Christmans is my two front...."

[BrewMaster]

"nu...nu...[hold back Brew]...nostrils..."

[Luxykin007]

hehe, and all for smelling that turkey.... but wait, as DF and luxy got closer to the perculating oven the scent changed to one of filthy rubbish... they opened the oven to find...

[BrewMaster]

BrewMaster had eaten the entire turkey leaving only the bare carcas and an empty bottle of Bass ale. Luxy jumped to his feet and exclaimed...

[Luxykin007]

"ARRRRRRGH We got's us a stowaway!!! What're we going to do DF???" Dark Fury slicked back his Fro and exclaimed .....

[BrewMaster]

"Yowsers! I guess all that't left eat is stuffing and beer! Let's eat!" DF's proclamation was followed by...

[Luxykin007]

A resounding "Horrah!!!" so as they chowed into their exquisite meal...

[BrewMaster]

throwing back Bass Ale like water. after this, DF had so much alcohol in him and BrewMaster had so much tryptophan in him that they all passed out. But not before...

[oblongmelon]

Everyone from G|A came and had pie..and put this thread to rest till next Thanksgiving.

[Luxykin007]

Originally posted by DarkFury
the "real" DarkFury stepped in and saw all of the carnage that had happened here.... so he went over to the "DarkFury imposter" and grabbed at what appeared to be a "latex mask and fro set" on to find that under the mask was spigidygak, drunk out of his skull lying there in a pool of his own filth...

Well since there was filth everywhere, DarkFury called in BrewMaster, the "Deck Swabber" and his sidekick Luxykin007 to clean up the mess they had made here.

Each of them was handed a...

Toothbrush Combo Kit from, a special prize won on G/A supported by the local teamsters union. As Brew was showing Luxy the art of deck swabbing suddenly the roof of the house lifted off and they were and the sky opened up and poured out....