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  1. 12-10-2001, 04:49 PM #1
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    why my brother sucks...

    normally, i get along swimmingly with my siblings. then i saw this:

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Ryan and Jennifer, but not necessarily both
    Sent: Sunday, December 09, 2001 10:28 PM
    To: Timmeh
    Subject: Oh Yeah.......!


    Oh Yeah, it occured to me after we spoke tonight about polyanna gifts and if you knew who had me to relay some recently dwelled upon ideas to them, well, last week as I sipped on my 20 0z. bottle of Diet Dr. Pecker-I enjoy Dr. Pecker, its probably the best tasting diet soder there is (know I don't want Dr. Pecker for a gift listen damnit)-I looked up innocently at the label that stared into my unsuspecting eyes and saw this: YOU ARE A WINNER GAMECUBE. Yeah, that's right biatch I won me a free brand spankin' new Nintendo Gamecube. So that polyanna type person shoppin for ideas is welcome to purchase a new game for moi. You might be able to help them find a good game, I'm not real familiar with them yet.
    Merry Christmas, the Sh|tter's Full!!!
    what a lucky summunabitch!
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  2. 12-10-2001, 04:59 PM #2
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    oh well next time
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  3. 12-10-2001, 05:01 PM #3
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    Game Cube?
    Isn't that old technology now?
    Get an Xbox, you will feel better. I played 12 person Halo Saturday night. It was violent and bloody. Having 3 Xboxes linked rocks.
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  4. 12-10-2001, 09:46 PM #4
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    woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!?
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    oh well... I'll take free anytime
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  5. 12-10-2001, 09:53 PM #5
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    Originally posted by brainsmile
    oh well... I'll take free anytime
    you got that right
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  6. 12-10-2001, 10:52 PM #6
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    Yeah, really, if nothing else, sell/trade it for an xbox... I'm sure there are some takers out there...
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  7. 12-11-2001, 09:29 AM #7
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    woah... why is welfareloser here with me so early in the morning and more importantly why am I wearing her clothes?!?
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    well at least it was kept in the family
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  8. 12-11-2001, 09:39 AM #8
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    IC, is he younger or older? If he's younger, you could always give him noogies until you got custody of said gaming system.

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  9. 12-11-2001, 09:42 AM #9
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    Tell him that the reason he won it so close to Christmas is so he could give it to someone else, say, his brother.
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  10. 12-22-2001, 10:48 PM #10
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    heh...i wish i could win an X-Box.....well my bro sux too so don't worry......he knocked out my tooth when we were younger......

    he elbowed me in the mouth while i was on the floor....it hurt a lot....
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  11. 12-23-2001, 12:44 AM #11
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    you could punch him in the face and knock a tooth out, put it under his pillow and mug the toothfairy for all she's worth when she comes to "hook a brutha up..." ok, i gotta go to bed. sorry you got chowed
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