A blonde walked into a pharmacy and asked the
assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little
bemused, explained to the woman that they didn't sell rectum
deodorant, and never had.
Unfazed, the blonde assured the pharmacist that she had been
buying the stuff from that store on a regular basis, and would
like some more.
"I'm sorry", said the pharmacist, "we don't have
any." "But I always get it here," said the blonde. "Do you
have the container it comes in?" "YES!" said the blonde, "I'll go
home and get it."
She returned with the container and handed it to the pharmacist
who looked at it and said to her, "This is just a
normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatched
the container back and read out loud from the container,
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."