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    How Old is Grandpa? -- will post answer this afternoon pst

    One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current
    events. He asked what he thought about the shootings at schools, the
    computer age, and just things in general.

    The granddad replied, Well, let me think a minute .. I was born
    before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact
    lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There was no radar, credit cards, laser
    beams or ball-point pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air
    conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers, while the clothes were
    hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn't yet walked on the moon.

    Your grandmother and I got married first, and then lived together.
    Every family had a father and a mother, and every boy over 14 had a rifle
    that his dad taught him how to use and respect. And they went hunting
    and fishing together.

    Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, 'Sir'-and after I turned 25,
    I still called policemen and every man with a title, 'Sir.'

    Sundays were set aside for going to church as a family, helping those in
    need, and visiting with family or neighbors. We were before gay-rights,
    computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.

    Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and
    common sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and
    wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.

    Serving your country was a privilege; living here was a bigger privilege.

    We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent. Having a
    meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins. Draft
    dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the evening breeze
    started.

    Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and
    weekends-not purchasing condominiums. We never heard of FM radios,
    tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.

    We listened to the Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches
    on our radios. And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains
    out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

    If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. The term
    'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza Hut,
    McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 & 10-cent
    stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice
    cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a
    nickel.

    And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on
    enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards. You could buy a new
    Chevy Coupe for $600, but who could afford one? Too bad, because gas
    was 11 cents a gallon.

    In my day, 'grass' was mowed, 'coke' was a cold drink, 'pot' was
    something your mother cooked in, and 'rock music' was your
    grandmother's lullaby.


    'Aids' were helpers in the Principal's office, 'chip' meant a piece of
    wood, 'hardware' was found in a hardware store, and 'software' wasn't
    even a word.

    And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed
    a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused"
    and say there is a generation gap; how old do YOU think I am - ????

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    I know! I know! But then, I've heard this before. So I'll keep my mouth shut.
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    hmmmm....older then dirt???I wanna know the answer.....
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    well, grandpa said he was born before the invention of, among other things, the air conditioner. According to MIT, Willis Carrier developed and patented the air conditioner in 1902. So grandpa would have been born before then.
    Also, electric clothes dryers were introduced in about 1915, although other versions existed in the early 1800s (source). The earlier date would make grandpa 200 years old, which seems unlikely.
    Radar was first "invented" in 1887, but was only used for actual applications around 1915.
    Lasers were invented in 1917
    All of the other inventions listed came about more recently.
    As for the other "indicators", well, I would argue that a lot of them never really existed and many of them could still be said to exist today.
    But I'll put grandpa's age down at 101.

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    Originally posted by whitak24
    well, grandpa said he was born before the invention of, among other things, the air conditioner. According to MIT, Willis Carrier developed and patented the air conditioner in 1902. So grandpa would have been born before then.
    Also, electric clothes dryers were introduced in about 1915, although other versions existed in the early 1800s (source). The earlier date would make grandpa 200 years old, which seems unlikely.
    Radar was first "invented" in 1887, but was only used for actual applications around 1915.
    Lasers were invented in 1917
    All of the other inventions listed came about more recently.
    As for the other "indicators", well, I would argue that a lot of them never really existed and many of them could still be said to exist today.
    But I'll put grandpa's age down at 101.
    MY lord! You took this a little seriously didn't ya

    umm.. the email I got said 59. I am not taking the email's word anymore...

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    hehehehehe. I still like my answer of older then dirt.
    "No one stands as tall as when
    they stoop down to help a child" - Abraham Lincoln

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    Originally posted by chrissy


    MY lord! You took this a little seriously didn't ya

    umm.. the email I got said 59. I am not taking the email's word anymore...
    well, i was bored at work and having fun with Google. then once i found inventors.about.com, it was easy to look up a lot of the stuff.

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