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    Thumbs up Train Delay

    Hey, I thought it would be nice to post a joke for my first post.

    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
    She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your arse in the train, cause we're going down the tracks". The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "all passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no
    smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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    he's gonna grow up to be a bad street gangsta a bad one i tell you...

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    haha, nice one... Welcome to G|A?!
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    welcome to g|a...let me be the first to say to you:

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    Nice one.

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    Re: Train Delay

    Originally posted by XFalloutX
    Hey, I thought....for my first post.

    Yeah right Zenbooty!






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    Good joke.

    And no more Repost Nazis!

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    nice one...some people are repost nazis here, but dont worry...good joke, i havent seen it on here before

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