A man had been in a terrible car accident, and woke up in
the hospital. Looking around, he noticed a doctor
leaning over his bed. "DAMMIT, Doc," the man exclaimed, "what
happened. Where am I."
The doctor replied "You have been in a bad car accident, and
you're in the hospital, but don't worry, you're going to be
all right. The bad news is that we had to amputate your right
arm, above the elbow."
"Oh no," the man screamed. "I'd rather be dead. I
can't go through life without my arm. Please, doc, kill me.
I can't go on like this...."
"Now, son," said the doctor, "with the miracles of
modern medicine today, we can give you a Bionic Arm.
Only costs one million dollars, and it looks and works just
like the real thing. Nobody will ever know it's
not your own arm."
"Yeah, great," the man groaned. "And where the hell am
I gonna get a million bucks. I'm better off dead."
"Hang on now," said the doctor. "We've been looking for
a case like yours for a while now. We just came up with
a new arm. For only ten thousand dollars, you can have it.
It looks just like the more expensive one, but the only
difference is that this one has a small microphone built into
it, and you have to TELL the arm what to do. Other than that,
it works just like the other one."
"Well," the guy says, "I can probably afford ten grand. Go
ahead, sew it on."
The next day, the guy woke up in the same bed, and saw
the doctor leaning over him again. "Well, doc, how did
it go? Is everything all right?"
"We think that the operation was a success," replied
the surgeon, "but you will have to try it out, and let
us know if there are any problems with it."
Later on in the day, the guy was lying in bed,
practicing with his new arm.
"Lift up" he commanded. The arm lifted up.
"Move right." The arm moved to the right.
"Move left." The arm moved to the left.
Everything seemed to be working without a hitch, and he was
really pleased. All of a sudden, he had the urge to go to the
bathroom.
He hopped out of bed, and proceeded into the john.
"Arm, reach down and undo my zipper." The arm obeyed.
"Take out my Wang." The arm obeyed flawlessly.
The guy had his leak, and when he was done, he
commanded, "Shake it." The arm gave it a little shake.
"No, shake it harder!!" The arm gave it a good shake.
"Hey," the guy said, "that feels pretty good...
jerk it off."
RRIIIPPPP!!!!
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